plowmoocow

V - Having sexual relations with hefty (large) women.

Big girls need love to, yes I like to plowmoocow

by kdiddy September 1, 2008

plow the beets

When a man hits a woman's breasts so hard that they become red, and then places his penis between the breasts and tit-fucks her.

Cindy: "So Bill, what did you get me for my birthday?"
Bill: "Nothing, but I can plow the beets."
Cindy: "Oh Bill, I've always wanted to have my beets plowed!"

by Barney F October 24, 2009

Louisiana Plow

Violent sexual act in which a knife is used to cut from the bottom of the vagina through the gouch to the anus, creating a hole which is then used for intercourse

"Dude, you know that Alex girl?"
"Yeah, she's a total bitch."
"You're right, but she is smoking hot. I'd love to get her with a Louisiana Plow."

by Jeffreh_of_Ninety-Five December 27, 2011

the georgia plow

The Georgia plow is when you are doing a girl from behind, you pick up her feet like she was a wheelbarrow, and then kick her hands out from under her and start walking.

I gave Suzy the Georgia plow last night, that bitch dug a trench in my carpet.

by Smack daddy February 20, 2014

plowing the field

to engage in sexual intercourse in the missionary position while holding the woman's legs like the handles of a plow.

I was plowing the field last night with Betty.

by Kahn Iceay July 14, 2010

Plow

I derogitive word used for having sex; To Fuck; Have sex

Did you guys plow; I heard you plowing

by bridges July 3, 2006

Plowned

1. When you get pwned and clowned simultaneously. Pwned + clowned = plowned.

2. When you get owned by a plow. Not to be confused with when you get owned AND clowned by a plow (plown-clowned).

1. zomg dat dewd plowned meh!

2. I was plowned in town.

by Another Pawn June 30, 2006