Pitious

Adj: When something/someone is so hideous it inspires pity.

That new girl is so pitious, I feel sorry for her.

by kirad00dle January 6, 2011

pithi

Referes to a small ass. A larger ass would be pith, but a smaller cuter ass is often referred to as pithi. Can also be used to define facial features.

Look at that pithi! How cute!
Man, your face looks like a pithi

by Wax77 November 20, 2018

Phitzi

Good-looking; attractive person

"Wow, that guy over there is phitzi!"

"I saw this really phitzi girl the other day."

by Shigure-Ryuzaki March 10, 2010

Pitillo

Spanish slang used for a joint. A marijuana cigarette.

Look at all those burn outs over there"......."man, all the do is get together and smoke pitillos all day

by Picho August 20, 2010

pittin' out

Wet, sweaty stains in the underarm area of your shirt.

I have to wear at least two shirts so noone sees me pittin' out.

Dude, you are pittin' out big time. Keep your arms down!

by Kristie Jean May 9, 2005

pititulus testortion

pititulus testortion (noun)- pititulus comes from the word petite, or small. Testortion is a combination of the words testicles and distortion, suggesting that there are distorted testicles involved. Pititulus testortion means a small distortion in the balls, such as one is significantly but not overwhelmingly larger than the other.

I have pititulus testortion.
Well, at least you don't have superduperultramegajigantorus testortion, like me.

by Big Mac or Mac Attack June 29, 2008

Pitities

Any kind of sexual activity gained due to the pity of the other participant(s)

"Aw my mum died. I went to a bar and got some awesome pitities."

"I'm so happy I'm emo. These scars have got me some amazing pitities."

by Cazland January 11, 2009