Unemployment Office Person: "Name and occupation?"
Comicus: "Comicus, Stand-up Philosopher."
Unemployment Office Person: "A what?"
Comicus: "A Stand-up Philosopher. I take the collasence of daily life and produce anectdotes that have synonymous meaning with various people."
Unemployment Office Person: "Oh. A bullshit artist!"
Comicus: "Uh...Yeah."
Unemployment Office Person: "Well, did you bullshit today? Did you try to bullshit today? Try harder or we'll have to cut-off you payments. Next please!"
Comicus: "Comicus, Stand-up Philosopher."
Unemployment Office Person: "A what?"
Comicus: "A Stand-up Philosopher. I take the collasence of daily life and produce anectdotes that have synonymous meaning with various people."
Unemployment Office Person: "Oh. A bullshit artist!"
Comicus: "Uh...Yeah."
Unemployment Office Person: "Well, did you bullshit today? Did you try to bullshit today? Try harder or we'll have to cut-off you payments. Next please!"
by Carl J. Maltese April 12, 2007
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The study of finding the ultimate truths of our existence, lives, and reasons for being here. Digging deeper into the meaning of things to find the core Truths.
Original dictionaries labeled this term as the search for God, who is the ultimate Truth.
The study of finding the ultimate truths of our existence, lives, and reasons for being here. Digging deeper into the meaning of things to find the core Truths.
Original dictionaries labeled this term as the search for God, who is the ultimate Truth.
"Where do we come from?"
"Why do we exist?"
"What is the meaning of life?"
Is philosophy the search for the existence of our Creator?
Jesus said, "I am the Way, the Truth, and the Life"
"Why do we exist?"
"What is the meaning of life?"
Is philosophy the search for the existence of our Creator?
Jesus said, "I am the Way, the Truth, and the Life"
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Of The Matrix: Reloaded: "Random Bible references and penguin-wrapper philosophy do not a good movie make."
by shen-an-doah October 21, 2003
Get the Penguin-wrapper philosophy mug.Stoner Philosophy is a name given to any way of thinking or worldview/lifeview that is developed over time by an individual who smokes cannabis.
Not to be confused with 'Stoner Logic', which contains a much more comical slant. For example, a stoner might want cheese on toast, and so decides it would be a good idea to turn the toaster on the side and put both the cheese and the toast in at the same time.
Not to be confused with 'Stoner Logic', which contains a much more comical slant. For example, a stoner might want cheese on toast, and so decides it would be a good idea to turn the toaster on the side and put both the cheese and the toast in at the same time.
Dude A: 'Dude, isn't it amazing, how everyone and everything is connected, and nothing really matters, and in the end everything just returns to the start and the whole cycle starts again, you know?'
Dude B: 'Nice stoner philosophy dude.'
Dude B: 'Nice stoner philosophy dude.'
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From the Greek: "Philo" (love), and "sophos" (wisdom)
William James described it as "the pursuit of thinking objectively about the fundamental issues."
Consists in subjecting the whole of human knowledge to rigorous scrutiny. Major fields of philosophical thought include Metaphysics, Epistemology, Ethics, Aesthetics.
From the Greek: "Philo" (love), and "sophos" (wisdom)
William James described it as "the pursuit of thinking objectively about the fundamental issues."
Consists in subjecting the whole of human knowledge to rigorous scrutiny. Major fields of philosophical thought include Metaphysics, Epistemology, Ethics, Aesthetics.
I want to know how we can know that we know that which we think we know. Thus, I am majoring in philosophy.
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girl #1: Check out those diamonds! You should get them, you just got your sweet sixteen B-Day money!
girl #2: No way, I live by the Holly Golightly Philosophy.
girl #2: No way, I live by the Holly Golightly Philosophy.
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