Japanese pheonix tattoo

A sick fire chicken

Japanese pheonix tattoo

Person 1: Yo sick fire chicken tattoo! Why'd you get it?!

Person 2: I really like buffalo wing man!

by PocketOwner March 31, 2020

Poop Phonics

A method of teaching fecally focused children to read. They are encouraged to look in the toilet after pooping and use a stick to rearrange their floating turds into readable letter combinations and sounds they can use to form words.

5 year old Bobby was obsessed with his poop but was not interested in learning to read, so his mom introduced him to Poop Phonics. Soon he was building complex sounds in the toilet and reading above grade level.

by Velvet Tongue February 19, 2026

Crap-o-phonic

A 'crapophonic' (crap-o-phonic) speaker is sometimes built into budget audio equipment. Sometimes it is used in professional equipment as well in order to provide an alternative to headphones.
The speaker is of poor quality and delivers a barely acceptable output, but is adequate in professional equipment to audition the sound.

Can also be applied to built in microphones in some equipment.

The Marantz recorder has a crap-o-phonic speaker built in. This enables you to audition the sound you have just recorded - however, you would not enjoy full reproduction, or want to endure its output for long.

The crapophonic microphones did the job in an emegency, but good, purpose built plug in microphones would have been better.

by maudibe February 7, 2010

kick a pheonix day

On October 23 kick any body named pheonix that you know!!!

Omg guess what day it is?

What day?

Its kick a pheonix day!! *kicks shin*

by nicoleyguacamoley20 October 21, 2020