percy-speed

The slowest possible motion to still be considered moving forward.

The cliffs surrounding Niagara Falls are actually eroding at percy-speed.

by JohnnyDago February 26, 2008

Percy pigs

Amazing M&S sweets that aren't the same anywhere. You're a twat if you don't eat the ears before the face. Never try to open them in a silent area though...

Going to shop in M&S, not because I'm rich and white, just for the Percy pigs.

by cactus12347 April 2, 2020

Walker Pearcey

The king of band kids.
Walker is well respected among the band kids and shall for fill the prophecy of leading the army of band kids to war against the colony of redditors.
With the force of his mighty drum stick he shall strike down the almighty leader of the Redditor’s and rule all of mankind.

All hail walker Pearcey

by Jokub June 19, 2021

Perley-Francis Trap

When you date a female of the Perley-Francis clan, you become caught in their trap, and therefore called the Perley-Francis Trap.

How it happens: You become very happy with them, and when you get to the peak of happiness, they knock you down, and make your life a living hell, and you can't escape the trap without losing some sort of your sanity.

Stranger 1:"What's wrong with him, she's such a bitch to him, but he keeps chasing her"

Stranger 2:"He's in the Perley-Francis Trap, man, he can't help it."

by Shippidge May 18, 2013

The Bottom Ten Percent

The idea, that the bottom 10 percent of society, those who have no handicap yet still refuse to work or give back to the community, are eliminated to increase the productivity of the community.
Therefore causing everyone to work harder, in order to avoid becoming the bottom 10 percent.
This can be done on an individual basis, or in larger number.

This idea, was originally thought of by John, Aarons friend.

If your in The Bottom Ten Percent, you could be a homeless person giving nothing back to the goverment, youve been on welfare for an extended period of time, making no effort to "get back on your feet."

by Joshua Minchew July 20, 2006

One percent

Adjective: To go all expense or upgrade something.

"Might even go one percent and order some bacon cheese fries to start with!"

"Damn Todd, nice scarf...is that cashmiere?"
Todd: "You know that's right...1% baby!"

by Staxx on Z1043 November 21, 2011

percy-speed

Abnormally slow, apathetic human movement.

It took an hour to clean the boat because Dave was moving at percy-speed.

by Donkey81 February 25, 2008