pecker pants

Pecker pants are track pants that are worn pulled up high so they are floods, then showing the guys cock flopping around and he walks

Hey Dad, I see your wearing your pecker pants today

by dj stussy June 11, 2006

pecker poles

Thin, straight, closely spaced young trees that grow up in a clearcut or other place where trees have been removed. Often poplars aka popples aka aspen. Heard in Vermont.

"Jeezum crow, Len, we gotta clear out them pecker poles wicked soon so's we can get the rig up in there before the ground thaws!"

by alan arcadia August 14, 2007

pecker pincher

Derogatory term for a gay man. Pinches peckers with his sphincter muscle.

Man, that George is a real pecker pincher.

by Beavis May 17, 2003

pecker checker

A man, regardless of sexual orientation, who has a habit of glancing (or checking out) at other men's penises.

John makes me feel uncomfortable. Have you noticed how he looks at everyone's dick? I think he's a pecker checker.

by Jack Shepard June 11, 2006

pecker wrecker

describes a dumb bitch who, while trying to fornicate your unit with her mouth, uses too much teeth and bangs up the sides of your junk as if she were some kind of fuckin shark attacking a bloody sirloin.

My gear is fucked because that porcupine mouth whore amber blew me and scrapped my gear all to shit! That fuckin shark is a pecker wrecker.

by chonger December 28, 2005

Arctic Pecker

The shrivelling of ones penis due to cold weather systems and/or penis submersion in cold water

"It's too cold for sex darling, ive got an Arctic Pecker"

by Captain Skeenmouse March 16, 2005

chook pecker

One who is slow and incompetent at typing.

MSN conversations with John take hours; he's a real chook pecker.

by And Prowse October 31, 2004