flour patch kid

a pasty white person that’s a little bit crusty and probably a furry. they probably also wear a gorilla onesie.

josh pulling off that flour patch kid look.

by 2lit2spit January 1, 2022

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patch crowe

Holy hotness! This guy is a singer in the boyband Beyond 5. His full name is Terrence Patrick Crowe III, but he goes by Patch. He is from Brisbane, Australia. Aside from singing, Patch enjoys reading, playing sports, and taking showers (he said it himself on twitter.) He has perfect blond hair, blue eyes, an amazing voice, and has a smolder comparable to that of Flynn Rider's from the movie Tangled. He is a really sweet and funny person. You will often catch him laughing at himself onstage. Patch is a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. He also gives THE BEST hugs ever. Whoever ends up with him will be one lucky girl.

"I went to a Beyond 5 concert and got serenaded by Patch Crowe!" *falls over and dies of happiness*

"Did you see Patch Crowe shimmy up on stage during the Beyond 5 concert? He is the best dancer!"

by beyond5_fangirls January 19, 2014

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Patching

The act of opening a message/chat and ignoring it.

My boyfriend was patching my messages yesterday.

by SeshGremlinX February 4, 2019

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eye-patch underwear

Type of thong underwear worn by one of Michael Duvall's mistresses.

Michael (bragging about affair) : She wears little eye-patch underwear. So, the other day she came here with her underwear, Thursday. And  so, we had made love Wednesday--a lot! And so she'll, she's all, 'I am going  up and down the stairs, and you're dripping out of me!' So messy!

by mac2 September 10, 2009

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