Parker

Name for an awesome guy. Always hilarious and kind. They always know how to make your day. Usually pretty small but athletic! They're smart and hot, you just can't get enough of 'em! They have a six pack and the leg muscles of a beast! Parkers are the best!

Who's that guy with the six pack over there?!

Oh that's Parker everybody knows him, the guys awesome!

by Hyenabird X January 9, 2018

Parker

The most annoying person you will ever meet and not attractive at all!

Parker is annoying

by fdghrfghjrtx June 29, 2018

Parker

Idiot ,Moron ,Asian, Stupid

Parker your an idiot

by Parker Saleski February 4, 2015

Parker

Parker's are usually homosexual males that don't come out of the closet at first. They usually act very gay and take anal very well

Hey, that guy looks like a Parker

by Scyther2328 August 19, 2016

Parker

A person who sucks at basketball and is a complete bandwagon.

Dude I hate that kid, he's a total Parker .

by Same alert July 11, 2016

Parker

The slob of the century.

Hey you have a disgusting mixture of sweat, nachos and semen on your chest. Stop being a Parker.

by fruitclup July 4, 2016

Parker

Sweaty autistic kids on roblox who think they're not mentally parked

haha dude im a parker nords are the master race hehe xd

by hehexd3421321 May 4, 2017