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parents

The people who being us in this world, give us a roof over our heads, food in our bellies, clothes on our backs, the majority of the money we spend, and unconditional love. They also put up with all the idiotic things we do as teens, they teach us more than any book ever could, they care for us no matter what, they look out for our best interests, they listen to us whine and complain, and try to relate to us. They are the people who we owe everything to yet we never give them anything.
A mom and a dad, grandparents, aunt and uncle, family, or someone who takes responsibility for our sorry butts.
All of you stop crying about what your parents won't let you do and learn to be grateful. Two-year olds act more mature than some of you do.
by Detrimental Deity January 16, 2006
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parents

people who, however annoying they sometimes may be, attempt to protect their children from becoming assholes like you.
my parents didn't let me party when i was younger, and look at me now! i'm not a cokehead and i have a real job. thanks, mom and dad, you actually don't suck.
by jayyy ( : October 11, 2008
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parents

people who feed me clothe me and bathe me till im 21
by me December 6, 2003
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Parent

noun- A mother/father of the child.
adjective- Someone who acts controlling/paranoid, usually for safety/wellbeing, and usually has good intentions
noun- "Who's the guy who looks like you?" "My dad. He's my parent."

adjective- "WAIT! Wash your fash first! You can't go to dinner like that!!!" ... "WAIT! Don't open the car! The alarm might go off!!!" "T_T Stop being such a parent."
by xiflippeduoffx October 21, 2011
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parents

Abusers, Neglectors, and Drugheads. That is if they're ever around. Complete failures at life. Deserve to burn in hell forever.
I hate my parents, but I hate my boyfriend's more. He deserves better. Fuck parents, they Fail.
by xFxckYoux December 30, 2009
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parents

The leaders of a france.

(see FRANCE for more info.)
My parents are the biggest france leaders around!
by The Squid March 20, 2003
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parents

a bunch of fuckers who where so retarded that forgot a condom and expect you to worship them because of it.
they make you want to live in a grave so you not see them anymore. don't listen to crap they say. just pretend and shit.
unfortunately the only way you can escape them is to kill yourself.
soon both you and your parents and fucking siblings will be in grave. finally free

and nope . no afterlife, resurrection, ect . how could a god so retarded exist that make parents and force you to worship them?
be in peace my friends.
a retarded normie: parents make roof above your head, you have to worship them blah blah blah
a normal person: fuck off normie.
by fgfggffgf July 31, 2019
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