Cyber Patrol

The spawn of Satan. A stupid censorware program that blocks most everything for violence. Only for overprotective, unfair parents who want their child's reputation go down in flames because their friend can't visit a website.

Cyber Patrol: We block violence, swearing, nudity, drugs, alcohol, satanism, hacking, chatrooms, free speech, computers, Cyber Patrol, Led Zeppelin, dairy products, sanity, music, play-doh, violence, violence, holidays, Buddhism, Christianity, pnats, your body and you, schooling, a proper education, children, safety, weapons, a family dinner, Jimi Hendrix, television, video games, words that contain at least one vowel, entertainment, violence, the internet, your friends, pda access, scholarships, violence, the king, your president, products by Mattel, your family, products by Microsoft or Apple, your mp3 player, your digital camera, your video camera, your cd player, your cds, telephone use, guitar use, drum use, writing documents on other computers, school computers, public computers, censorware programs, your dvd player access, celebration of holidays, spent time with your girlfirend/boyfriend, amount of air you use daily, a roof above your head, the food at your table, and everything in between, for the protection fo your child!

by Yeah fuck off March 25, 2005

carpet patrol

Crackheads who search the floor for dropped crack rocks.

"Hey, James, you catch that DJ's set?"

"Yeah, Brown -- I had my groove on 'till I tripped over the damn carpet patrol."

by Microfile November 17, 2004

poop hole patrol

a group of very gay men.

Rob is a member of the poop hole patrol.

by Colonel Krackers March 13, 2003

Patrol Belt

The process of having one girls leg wrapped around your waist while the other is thrown across your chest and over your shoulder. In the midst of this process, babies are being made.

The girl was rather uncomfortable, but Paul felt like a 5th grader with power when she let him wear her using the Patrol Belt.

by Sportnick May 14, 2007

nissan patrol y62

A proper V8 for men . No tree hugging vegetarian diesel option. Naturally apirated 5.6 litres of powaaa. Delivers 400bhp throwing this 3 ton beast 0-100 in 6.5 sec.

King Bob drives a Nissan Patrol Y62
Be like
Bob

by N27 Diver October 5, 2016

foot patrol

When your ass has no ride or any other means of transportation and is forced to walk.

I'll be there in twenty im on foot patrol.

by Robert T February 23, 2007

porkchop patrol

The local police squad. Generally a fine group of people you fucking hate until your ass gets robbed.

Citizen:
The porkchop patrol is always sweating a muthafucka.

Porkchop Patrol:
Sir is the your bag of crack I found
in your ass?

Citizen:
No.

Porkchop Patrol:
Then whose is it?

Citizen:
It aint mine

by elves June 28, 2004