When you are way too excited about a new project and start without fully understanding the process and the excitement makes you basically blow your load all over it and really screw it up.
I experienced premature ecraftulation all over that project I was doing and ruined $50 worth of supplies.
by Jennbec1 June 17, 2017
Guy: "man, you shoulda waited till he finished digging his grave before killing him! Now we gotta finish it ourselves"
Other guy: "I know man, I just got so excited I killed him too soon"
Guy: "premature edeathulation"
Other guy: "I know man, I just got so excited I killed him too soon"
Guy: "premature edeathulation"
by PreownedQuasar October 14, 2019
Premature Abortion is unique in the sense that only a man can have one. Premature Abortion happens when a sperm, or many sperm, fail to unionize with a human egg inside a female. This often happens when a female is not present. In most cases, a premature abortion ends up in some sort of Kleenex and gets throw into a garbage receptacle. Commonly, a premature abortion will get washed down the shower drain or disposed of orally by a willing participant. Premature abortions can happen just about anywhere and get aborted on just about any surface imaginable. They can even happen involuntarily while you sleep. There has been research on these nocturnal abortions, but they are still in the preliminary stages.
Douche bag #1 - "I know this chick that will let you have a premature abortion right on her face!"
Douche bag #2 - "Shit! The only action I get is when I have a nocturnal abortion and have to change my underwear upon waking up."
Douche bag #2 - "Shit! The only action I get is when I have a nocturnal abortion and have to change my underwear upon waking up."
by SmokeTwibz January 23, 2018
The act of immediately retracting one's dong into his pants upon urinating. The individual in question does not perform the obligatory shaking of the dong several times to remove any excess fluid from the urinary tract. In failing to do this, the individual often finds his boxers or briefs slightly damp as urine may trickle out for 5-7 seconds after the urination.
This tends to occur 20% of the time in 1 in 4 men.
This tends to occur 20% of the time in 1 in 4 men.
Tim: Man, I think I may need a new pair of boxers before we hit the town tonight!
John: Oh classic premature retraculation!
John: Oh classic premature retraculation!
by BlurMountain10 December 21, 2010
While gaming, a member of your party starts attacking before the tank acquires full agro on the monster/boss, and consequently dies. Usually results in the party lol'ing.
Dang, that assassin had a bad case of premature attaculation on that boss... he should have followed the tanks' lead.
by RyoQQ September 07, 2010
When you are halfway through a text and you accidently hit the "send" button, and then you have to send another text with the other half of what you were saying.
"So, I got a text from Bob last night saying "want to fuc", but then I realized it was Premature Textulation when he sent me the other half, "kin get some dinner??"...Close call!"
"Damn, I accidently just prematurely textulated "We have to talk" to my girlfriend, when I meant to say "we need to talk about what we are getting for dinner tonight". I hope she doesn't break up with me!"
"Damn, I accidently just prematurely textulated "We have to talk" to my girlfriend, when I meant to say "we need to talk about what we are getting for dinner tonight". I hope she doesn't break up with me!"
by AMchickentitsPU May 11, 2010
when a male (mainly one who wears "mighty whities") lets out sperm befor having intercourse or way befor the girl has an orgasm
by dre dre August 20, 2004