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Tuna Poes

Origin: South Africa / Internet culture

Refers to a female’s vagina smelling fishy/bad. Smells like trouble and disease. “Stay away” warning smell. If she opens her legs, you pass out. If you prefer seafood, then get up in that shit.
Horny guy: bro I opened her legs and all I smelled was her tuna poes.

Guy 2: hell nah, you had some seafood?

Horny guy 1: Nah bro, wasn’t in the mood for tuna or passing out.
by electricdildo October 29, 2025
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Tuna poes

Refers to a females vagina and the odour it has. “Tuna” being a fish. And “poes” being a South African slang word for cunt.

When a female takes poor care of her hygiene, her vagina tends to have a fishy odour. So men will refer to it as a Tuna poes in South Africa.
Guy 1: you should eat sarah’s poes
Guy 2: nah, not in the mood for seafood tonight broski
Guy 1: she has a tuna poes hey?

Guy 2: yep
by electricdildo October 30, 2025
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Poe's Law

Similar to Murphy's Law, Poe's Law concerns internet debates, particularly regarding religion or politics.

"Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

In other words, No matter how bizzare, outrageous, or just plain idiotic a parody of a Fundamentalist may seem, there will always be someone who cannot tell that it is a parody, having seen similar REAL ideas from real religious/political Fundamentalists.
The following is an actual Internet post to Biblically defend a flat Earth:

"All I was saying was that either the earth is flat, and the bible is correct, or the earth is round, and the bible is incorect, i'm going to study the issue more and deside for myself which route I want to take. Either Atheist evolutionist, who agrees with all of mainstream sciences, or flat earth litteral bible believer.
I'm leaning toward being an atheist, because if I can't believe the bible to be completly litteraly true, then I can't believe Jesus when he speaks about heaven, etc..
That would make the moon landing a fake, and pretty much all of modern science false..."

Response:

"That's it, I'm claiming Poe's Law on this guy."
by Nathan Poe September 4, 2008
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Poe's Corollary

"It is impossible for an act of Fundamentalism to be made that SOMEONE won't mistake for a parody."
Fundamentalist: "God killed all of the babies and little kids in the Flood because he loves them all."

Normal Person #1: "All right, I'm calling Poe's Law."

Normal Person #2: "Nope, this nut is for real. Poe's Corollary."
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