poser punk

someone who takes all of their opinions from other people. They always try to do the "cool" thing. they need to learn to think for themselves

PUNK HAS ALMOST NOTHING TO DO WITH MUSIC IT IS ALL ABOUT BEING YOURSELF ONLY A SMALL PORTION OF IT IS WHAT YOU LISTEN TO

John is a poser because, he can't think for himself

by RudeBoy March 16, 2004

poser metal

Lame pop music performed by feminine men that wear makeup and have no historical knowledge of heavy metal.

Poser metal reared it's ugly head in the mid-1980's. Corporate television producers have tried to re-write rock history and give this type of teeny bopper bubblegum credibility within pop culture history. It was a joke then, is a joke now. Practioneers of this genre include Poison, Warrant, Winger, Slaughter, Skid Row, Motley Crue.

by Axl Gump August 4, 2006

poser

Someone whos acts like someone theyre not,but not realizing that there being fake, basically a loser trying to fit in.

A poser green day fan,this applies to other poser bands--
Todd:have you heard american idiot?Thats the bestest song ever!
Bill:Have u even heard any other green day songs?
Todd:what other green day songs?

by hi June 17, 2005

Metal-Poser

A male or female, typically in their teen ages, 14-18, who usually listens to metalcore, post-hardcore, deathcore bands es pecially chelsea grin and suicide silence, and nu metal. Genres like these symbolize a typical teenage boy or girl who call themselves "metalheads". These genres are considered to be poser metal to real metal fans. These teenage boys and girls usually bash people for their personal opinion on the music they like and won't be friends with someone unless they have their music taste.

Bands like Of Mice & Men, Asking Alexandria, Motionless in White, Bring Me the Horizon, are examples of fake metal and poser metal.

Metal-Poser: *talking to someone who doesn't have their music taste*, "omg what the fuck, you're such an asshole, your music sucks!"

^ This is typically said by a metal poser to someone who doesn't like their music.

Metal-Poser: "I hate rap and country, it's so fucking gay. Mac Miller and Nicki Minaj and Justin Bieber and all mainstream music sucks!"

Real Metalhead who doesn't bash people for their music taste: "Gosh, leave people's music alone. What are you, a metal poser?"

by volumesftw96 July 13, 2013

poser fan

A person who claims to be a diehard fan of a popular artist, but has only heard the latest singles they released on the radio.

A person who only likes an artist when they begin getting radio play.

Jenny was a poser fan of Fall Out Boy because the only song she knew was Thnks Fr Th Mmrs but she claimed to love them anyway.

Many people don't like when their favorite bands become famous because they attract lots of poser fans, who only like them because their songs are played on the radio.

by Arabella August 7, 2007

Austin Powers

one of the most awesome movies on the face of the earth.

Guy 1: austin powers is one of the most awesome movies on the face of the earth.
guy b: yes.

by harris March 15, 2005

Poser Lesbian

A chick who pretends to be a lesbian to make herself look 'cool'.
Commonly associated with poser goths and emo kids.

"Look at that bitch grope her friend...She's a total poser lesbian."

by RaptorineDream November 25, 2005