Poarch Monkey

Slang term for a good-for nothing, lazy-ass, nigger.

Those Damn Poarch Monkeys.

by SHAKEANBAKE August 9, 2006

portch-monkey

nigger thats yo' slave

yo monkey get me an iced tea.

by n00b August 23, 2003

poorch monkey

A derogatory term for a black guy.

"Hey, look at those damn poorch monkeys dealing dope"

by EricDude April 28, 2008

poarch monkey

derrogitory term for a black person

"I hate that damn poarch monkey that keeps coming around"

by NigAh8TER September 25, 2005

porch money tits

When you can't get hired at the only strip club in a hundred miles so you just strip on your porch.

Yo, Susan might be ugly but shes on her porch money tits game for sure

by Senior officer ballz June 4, 2018

poarch monkey

A slang word for a dirty indian or a black person.

Coady loves sniffing gas, hes such a poarch monkey!

by Trevdawg April 10, 2006

monkey pooch

A foul-smelling, well-used vagina. Most females possessing a monkey pooch are either lacking the intelligence of the conventional woman or are simply both liars and hussies.

"Kevin, the smell of your girlfriend's monkey pooch could kill a small rodent."

"Kevin! You want to make me feel better than I feel right now?! You want to give me pleasure? Stick your fingers in my monkey pooch!"

"Shit, she had four guys in that monkey pooch of her's."

"Kevin, your monkey pooch - having girlfriend is a liar and a hussy."

by Mattrick McKennedy August 7, 2006