pms 

Permissible Man Slaughter
You know, and if you don't know you're probably an ignorant man like the rest of us wish we were.

Dude my girlfriend's awesome except for each month when she gets her license for pms.

pms by floccinaucinihilipilification March 18, 2008

PMS 

Prehistoric Monster Syndrome
What causes women to turn into rabid feral beasts once a month.

Joe: Hey
Sandy: Hi honey!
Joe: Make me a sandwich.
Sandy:Grrr PMS!
Sandy turns into feral monster.
Sandy rips Joe's arms off and beats him with them.

PMS by politicaljargan January 11, 2009

PMS 

the biggest conspiracy ever

Bob: my girlfriend is PMSing, can i come over?
Ian: don't fall for that shit, she is just being a bitch. slap her across the face and tell her to knock it off.

PMS by Ian Wetzel September 14, 2004

PMS 

Pre-Menstural syndrome (A.K.A - Period).
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A time in the month when a woman gets super human strength, moodswings and becomes extremely cranky and annoying.
If you have a girlfriend and suddenly she becomes extremely annoying and angry at you when you did nothing wrong at all, that must mean shes going through a PMS.
If she is having a period, prepare for her to become an insensitive piece of shit that annoys you until your head explodes, and the worst of it is that you will have to forgive her about that because shes having a goddam period.

Kyle is chatting with Abbey over the messenger:

Kyle: Hey abbey what's up?

Abbey: STFU loser! I've had it with you, ya' pain in the ass!!!

Kyle: PMS..?

Abbey: Yeah.. I'm sorry.. I love u 'kay?

Kyle: -runs away-

PMS by FLking October 2, 2007

PMS 

The act of being a purple majestic snowflake.

Matt you're such a PMS

PMS by Dabio_Munch December 8, 2015

pms 

When A girl Is pissed off doesnt have to be her time of month
or when a man is acting the same way

damn that boy is Pmsing like anything.Being all rude and prissy

pms by SexShi MAmi April 2, 2004

PMS 

Everybody knows what it means for a woman, but for men PMS means Pack My Suitcase.

Woman: What? You haven’t done that yet !!!
Man: Hey, cool down, you ask me 2 minutes ago
Woman: You are so irresponsible
Woman: Do you love me at all ?
Man: All right, I know which week we are now, it's PMS week, time to Pack My Suitcase.

PMS by Helvisse January 28, 2008