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Cunny Plumber

Mario or someone who plumbs cunny tunnels.
He fucked 13 girls this week, he is a true CUNNY PLUMBER.
by MBBBBBBBBBB August 11, 2008
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Joe the Plumber

1. Blanket description of a group of people, similar to Average Joe or Joe Sixpack. Joe the Plumber represents hard-working citizens who perform a task vital to the community.

2. Nickname for Joe Wurzelbacher during the 2008 US presidential election, who got his 15 minutes of fame by confronting Barack Obama with a hypothetical scenario of buying the plumbing business he worked for that would allegedly put him in the top tax bracket. The actual income of the business he was babbling about didn't reach above a quarter of the taxable income needed before the threshold.
1. The fundamentals of the economy are strong. I know for a fact that Joe the Plumber can bench over 350 lbs.

2. Aight, so I called up my dawg named Joe Wurzelburger.. Wurzelb... Joe the Plumber, and his imaginal business would be taxed higher in that one's tax plan!
by Apocryphite February 22, 2009
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Sudbury plumber

The act of wrapping one's scrotum around another man's cock, thereby "insulating" the "pipe". This is made easier by first taking a prolonged hot shower, so as to lower "the boys" and loosen the skin.

So-called because of the cold, lonely winter nights in Sudbury, Ontario.
"What did you do after the bar yesterday?"
"We went back to my place, and I gave Floyd the Sudbury plumber."
by Stergan January 8, 2009
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Internet Plumber

A person who searches through multiple websites in search of finding pirated content, such as music "leaks" hence the name Internet Plumber. This person will do whatever it takes to not have to pay for digital content.
"Hey did you download that new Weezy album on iTunes yet?"
"Nah I got the leak on Media Fire bro."
"Damn, your such an Internet Plumber"
by DJEZBAKE April 18, 2015
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joe the plumber

the surprise star of the 3rd and final presidential debate of 2008.
"hey, joe, you're rich! congratulations!"

-john mccain, speaking to joe the plumber.
by lilyjane October 15, 2008
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Pink Plumber

A reference to the pink toned penis of a Caucasian male when that’s one’s preference to root out their bodily orifices. The ol’ pink penis.
I took his pink plumber right up my poop chute.

His pink plumber was so big I thought my cervix was going to burst.
by Eaton Holgoode January 26, 2018
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Jeff The Plumber

A person who thinks they are a master plumber. A cat whisperer and a chain smoker. A Jeff The Plumber loves when an old kitty cat will bite his nose. Most of these plumbers have to take a nap everyday and drink 2 pots of coffee a day to stay alive. These types of plumbers love to work for owners of mobile homes and for people who have at least 5 dogs. Also their favorite season is winter. A Jeff the Plumber is the best type of plumber to hire. They will talk your ear off all the way out the door.
A Jeff the Plumber loves bending over for others to see his plumber's crack.
by ShellyC September 10, 2016
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