From "pissy" + "pessimistic"; pessimistic clickbait, when someone exaggerates a situation to make it sound way worse than it actually is, typically to the point of everybody hating it. Often used for overly dramatic YouTube videos that claim that certain brands are dying.
Person 1: "Hey! That YouTuber made a video about how that video game brand is dying and that everybody is leaving it!"
Person 2: "Bro is being pissimistic."
Person 2: "Bro is being pissimistic."
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A writer had completed five pages of a script before feeling that their story just wasn't good enough, and so constructive pessimism struck them as they searched for that missing oomph.
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Pa: "Son... I've already snorted half your pissymist."
Chris: "Good job getting my urine fog all over you."
Vic: "Al stop breathing in the Chris' pissymist and laughing with that scary goofy stoner laugh.
Pete (Al): "This is quality piss, 100% Alaskan Gold Pissymist I ain't wasting nothing for no one."
Ma: "You boys been snorting your pissymist again?"
Pa: "Son... I've already snorted half your pissymist."
Chris: "Good job getting my urine fog all over you."
Vic: "Al stop breathing in the Chris' pissymist and laughing with that scary goofy stoner laugh.
Pete (Al): "This is quality piss, 100% Alaskan Gold Pissymist I ain't wasting nothing for no one."
Ma: "You boys been snorting your pissymist again?"
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Pa: "Son... I've already snorted half your pissymist."
Chris: "Good job getting my urine fog all over you."
Vic: "Al stop breathing in Chris' pissymist and laughing with that scary goofy stoner laugh.
Pete (Al): "This is quality piss, 100% Alaskan Gold Pissymist I ain't waisting nothing for no one."
Ma: "You boys been snorting your pissymist again?"
Neighbour: "Dude you need to drink more water. Pissymist that yellow is not healthty.
Pa: "Son... I've already snorted half your pissymist."
Chris: "Good job getting my urine fog all over you."
Vic: "Al stop breathing in Chris' pissymist and laughing with that scary goofy stoner laugh.
Pete (Al): "This is quality piss, 100% Alaskan Gold Pissymist I ain't waisting nothing for no one."
Ma: "You boys been snorting your pissymist again?"
Neighbour: "Dude you need to drink more water. Pissymist that yellow is not healthty.
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