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pissimistic

From "pissy" + "pessimistic"; pessimistic clickbait, when someone exaggerates a situation to make it sound way worse than it actually is, typically to the point of everybody hating it. Often used for overly dramatic YouTube videos that claim that certain brands are dying.
Person 1: "Hey! That YouTuber made a video about how that video game brand is dying and that everybody is leaving it!"

Person 2: "Bro is being pissimistic."
by JoseGama12345 November 1, 2025
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constructive pessimism

Believing one's own work is not good enough or that something in their work is missing, causing them to revise or even restart their work.
A writer had completed five pages of a script before feeling that their story just wasn't good enough, and so constructive pessimism struck them as they searched for that missing oomph.
by joob1 January 11, 2022
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Das's Law of Optimism/Pessimism

The glass is twice as big as it needs to be. Get there.
Das's Law of Optimism/Pessimism is derived from something said by George Carlin. It explains that sometimes you expect too much of yourself and it gets you down in life.
by Mindbladeskillyaks June 16, 2010
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pussifist

Someone who is completely and utterly obsessed with pussy. So much so they dedicate their life to the pussy way.
Nah man I don't suck cock I'm a pussifist!
by Skrimp November 16, 2013
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Pissymist

The cloud of yellow mist that envelopes you when pissing outside in sub zero temperatures.
Steve: "Pa, I dare you to eat my yellow snow... "
Pa: "Son... I've already snorted half your pissymist."

Chris: "Good job getting my urine fog all over you."
Vic: "Al stop breathing in the Chris' pissymist and laughing with that scary goofy stoner laugh.
Pete (Al): "This is quality piss, 100% Alaskan Gold Pissymist I ain't wasting nothing for no one."
Ma: "You boys been snorting your pissymist again?"
by Kochanskiskat February 25, 2015
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Pissymist

The cloud of yellow mist that envelopes you when pissing outside in sub zero temperatures.
Steve: "Pa, I dare you to eat my yellow snow... "
Pa: "Son... I've already snorted half your pissymist."

Chris: "Good job getting my urine fog all over you."
Vic: "Al stop breathing in Chris' pissymist and laughing with that scary goofy stoner laugh.
Pete (Al): "This is quality piss, 100% Alaskan Gold Pissymist I ain't waisting nothing for no one."
Ma: "You boys been snorting your pissymist again?"

Neighbour: "Dude you need to drink more water. Pissymist that yellow is not healthty.
by Kochanskiskat February 25, 2015
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tessimistic

adj. having unpleasant expectations for the future, often used in reference to a person with the name Tess, syn. pessimistic
Person 1 - *Groan* There's no crispitos today!
Everyone else - Stop being so tessimistic Tess!
by bennyandboo August 28, 2016
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