Kevin R. Elder's People Vs. Potatoes

A Game where one compares specific peoples worth to that of potatoes. An individual must choose to never see that person again, and have any kind of potato, or choose that person and never get to eat any potatoes ever again.

Shelly: Okay, "Kevin R. Elder's People Vs. Potatoes", do you pick potatoes or my mother?

Kevin: Potatoes.

Shelly: Okay, how about your mother?

Kevin: Potatoes.

by Kramerk September 15, 2009

mouse potato

Someone who spends all their time on the computer surfing the net or playing games. Similar to couch potato.

You spent seven hours on the internet creating meanings for words on urban dictionary? Wow, You're such a mouse potato

by el January 7, 2005

I potato you

No one says this.

"I potato you"

"What are you are talking about, no one says this."

"啥“

-Andrew Cap

by aNdrew Cap April 21, 2021

Cooch Potato

A woman that don't ride cock, rejects the cock, does not approve of the cock.

Marissah: "But honey, I want the feeling back by tomorrow. I have an interview."

Illingsworth: "I say you giddy concubine, don't be a cooch potato. Ride the cock, it loves thee."

by Javier & John June 24 June 25, 2008

I potato you

I potato you is between I like you and I love you.

Due to the lack of a good english word to represent the stage between a crush and love, potato has developed as an inbetween word.

Potatos start small and grow representing the growth from like to love.

like love crush relationship

Oh (insert special someone's name here), I potato you!

by Dauntless72 September 23, 2016

Potato boy

A sexual position created by comedian, Eric Andre.

It is described as having sex with Haley Joel Osment.

Coined in Hot Ones interview with Eric Andre.

Forget reverse cowgirl, potato boy is where it's at.

by Black Sideburns August 8, 2016

Potato sacking

To fill ones belongings with potatoes, but most commonly a golf bag throughout an 18 hole round of golf. Usually includes collusion between the other three members of the foursome against the victim.

Do you fellas want to go potato sacking on Saturday when we hit the links with Zach?

by Unbaelieveable June 7, 2018