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Oxford Properties 

Active investors, asset managers and builders of businesses. With its portfolio companies, Oxford manages nearly$80 billion of assets across four continents, in some of the world’s most transformative places.
Did you see that big Oxford Properties deal?

Oxford nigga 

A little pussy ahh nigga that be smokin fake carts and gets beat up in bathrooms and allat other shit
that boy rob an oxford nigga
Oxford nigga by steez everythingk January 28, 2022

Oxford ahh dude 

somebody who gets beat up in bathrooms , buys 10 carts , most of which are definitely laced with methamphetamines , and from oxford
oxford ahh dude , why’d you buy that

Oxford Day 

Anybody with the name of ‘Oxford’ in it has to shut up. They do cringey roleplays and expects all staff members in their server to do the work for them. And also has horrible grammar/spellings
Oxford : “Hey , Are you guys joining the roleplay today and btw when are you doing the documents?”

Everyone : “No , Shut the fuck up

Oxford : “Alright , your getting banned”

Everyone : “But it’s Oxford Day though”
Oxford Day by Ø zen June 22, 2022

Oxford area high school 

Oxford area high school is a shitty place to learn and make friends, everyone in that school are dumbasf and the staff is complete ass, fuck oxford fuck wendle.
Oxford area high school is complete bullshit

Oxford Battered Sausage 

The Oxford Battered Sausage is the name given to the sexual act where you fist a female Oxford university student, once her vagina is gaping. You fill her vagina with self raising flour, 1 large egg (you can enter it whole) and milk. The vagina is then pounded with a penis ensuring ejaculation into the batter mix, once the penis is fully battered the penis is then dipped into a pan of hot oil. The battered penis then be placed on a plate and photographed and a yelp review is placed on the local fish and chips page with the photo of the battered Sausage. Where the aim is for internet users not to realise it is in fact a battered penis.
I got an Oxford Battered Sausage from Charlotte last night. The local fish and chip chop commented on my review thanking them for such a great photo of their battered sausage