optiony

When you have more than one option

A situation having many choices

Rob used the word optiony in a meeting and no one understood what he was talking about.

by Mike1000000 July 5, 2020

Optioncide

To buy a “call” or “put” option in a stock that is heavily manipulated by a hedge fund manager, only to be pushed out of the money on expiration date by that exact hedge fund manager.

Usually, the hedge fund manager will sell you those covered “calls” or “puts” options, collecting the premium (your money), and then driving the price either up or down, to walk away with your premium & their stocks (since they are covered options).

Yo, I bought some options on XYZ stock, I was in the money but it dropped out of the money a day before expiration. I think the fund managers want me to loose. Every week they commit optioncide, murdering these options.

by Optioncide April 27, 2021

Option 14

When you have sex and roll up the used condom afterwards and put it in a ziplock bag, so the next day you can take out the condom, drink your own cum from inside and lick the pussy juice from the outside.

Hey, I am going to take this chick home and do an Option 14.

by Ingonish March 28, 2022

Blimp Option

A literal example of blue-sky thinking. Choosing an option that is so ridiculous that no one else has thought of it.

Sniper Bob: How are we gonna shoot the hostage-taker when there isn't a tall enough building nearby?

Sniper Joe: Dude, take the blimp option.

by Voot Cruiser March 6, 2010

stalk options

your hot/interesting friends on facebook that are enjoyable to stalk when you are bored.

Guy1: Dude, you are friends with some bitties!

Guy2: Yeah, they are my stalk options.

by pigma dengar June 16, 2010

glass option

Military parlance for a nuclear strike. The extreme heat from a nuclear blast will render inert materials, like sand, into glass, or a glass-like state. Hence, the glass option.

I say we go glass option on these hodgy bastards.

by glass_option March 22, 2017

lane option

Driving down middle of both lanes due to the empty road.

What are you doing bro? You’re in the middle of the road?!

Yeah I’ve got lane option nobody’s out here.

by slattscoo January 28, 2021