optical intrusion

Something that is offensive to look at. Also someone creepy/scary/ugly that is looking or staring at you.

Compto: That chick is totally staring at you dawg.
Shawn: I know. She's scary lookin' yo.
Compto: It's an optical intrusion.

by Phill Latio July 6, 2008

optic nipple

Being to fucking good at cod aka ant but is still in optic at the same time

Put me in faze and call me optic nipple

by Optic nipple is life April 27, 2016

Optics

He is daddy

!define Optics

by Jadebear March 13, 2023

Optical Rectumitius

Not beeing able to see shit because your head is so far up ur own ASS!!

Flaslight has Optical Rectumitius

by Suicide424 February 19, 2010

Optical

Noun for eyesight.

His researches extended to almost every branch of physical science, but his most important work was of an optical character.

by Fireshodow March 28, 2016

Optical manure

When you have a shitty outlook om life in general.

Jenny had such a bad day she couldn't help but have a optical manure out look for the following day.

by moondragon1974 November 10, 2022

Optical rectum Mengitis

Shity outlook on life

You have optical rectum mengitis. Ben told Travis that he may have optical rectum mengitis in the motel room feb 22 in Dexter mo

by Traviseng February 22, 2021