Timmy: “i mastrabate with my right hand but I don’t know which hand is left or right because I’m dyslexic”
Johnny: *gets idea*
Johnny: “hey I’m going to do opposite hand October.
*becomes a trend and a meme*
Johnny but older and is talking to his grand children: “I will miss the old days were we have nnn and opposite hand October...”
Kids:” what is opposite hand October”
*johnny tells the story of oho*
Johnny: *gets idea*
Johnny: “hey I’m going to do opposite hand October.
*becomes a trend and a meme*
Johnny but older and is talking to his grand children: “I will miss the old days were we have nnn and opposite hand October...”
Kids:” what is opposite hand October”
*johnny tells the story of oho*
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Get the Opposite day mug.The opposite of perfect is Kelton Crawford he is such a fuck up literally no one likes him not even his family or friends hes an abberisment to everyone and will never have his own family or house and hardly even a high school education
The opposite of perfect is Kelton Crawford he is such a fuck up literally no one likes him not even his family or friends
"Eww why is he so ugly and fat he doesn't even have a neck"
"Why are most of his friends girls that's weird"
"Kelton is such a retard he's in 30-4 I didn't even know 30-3 was a thing"
"He's never going to be successful, have a family or own his own house"
"Kelton is such an abbericmant to his family"
"Guys got more chins then a Chinese phone book"
"Ewww why is he so ugly I wouldn't touch him with a 10ft pole
He has such a small dick I guess it matches his brain"
"Eww why is he so ugly and fat he doesn't even have a neck"
"Why are most of his friends girls that's weird"
"Kelton is such a retard he's in 30-4 I didn't even know 30-3 was a thing"
"He's never going to be successful, have a family or own his own house"
"Kelton is such an abbericmant to his family"
"Guys got more chins then a Chinese phone book"
"Ewww why is he so ugly I wouldn't touch him with a 10ft pole
He has such a small dick I guess it matches his brain"
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Get the Opposite of perfect mug.“Opposite Day, also called Backwards Day, is a game usually played by children. The game begins when someone declares that it is "opposite day” On Opposite Day, everything is the opposite of what it usually is.”
Every year: April 21
Every year: April 21
Everything is opposite no matter what
Person 1: Can i fuck your cat?
Person 2: No
(what person 2 really meant was yes)
Person 1: Is today opposite day?
Person 2: No
(what person 2 really means is yes)
Person 1: Can i fuck your cat?
Person 2: No
(what person 2 really meant was yes)
Person 1: Is today opposite day?
Person 2: No
(what person 2 really means is yes)
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