one-eyed porpoise

When doing a girl doggy-style, switching holes without telling her so that (in a state of great surprise) she turns back to look at you with one eye and squeals.

After their romantic dinner, Nikhil took his linebacker girlfriend home and gave her the ol' one-eyes porpoise.

by Wolverine at MIT February 19, 2003

One-Eyed Willy

When a man is lying on his back while the woman is jerking him off in the dark, as he's about to shoot his load, he leans up and she (intentionally or unintentionally) aims his "one-eyed peg leg" at his eye. When the cum hits his eye, he grabs it, and yells, ARRRRRRGGHHHHH....

I thought that I would be mad that my old lady gave me a one-eyed willy last night, but after measuring the distance..."I'M THE MAN!!!!!"

by Times Square Karl June 11, 2006

one eyed monster

when you moon someone with ur buttcheeks stretched appart so that your victim stares right into the hole or "eye". if two people do it its a two eyed monster, if three, its a 3 eyed monster, so on...

also it could mean a penis

he gave me a one eyed monster yesterday, lets give him a 3-eyed monster tonight to get him back

by Flump August 21, 2006

one eyed rusty

when a guy takes a poop in a girls eye

I gave a girl a sick one eyed rusty.

by Josh Leas June 11, 2006

one-eyed chicken

male genitalia

-did you choke the one-eyed chicken last night?
-no. i choked it this morning.

by threeblindmice January 12, 2009

One Eyed Crabcake

Another word for a nasty vagina.

Bill: Did you hook up with Stacy?
Ted: You mean the one with the one eyed crabcake?
Bill: yea...

by ChillBilly75 December 20, 2011

One Eyed Dennis

The act of inserting a joint with a bot on the end of it rather than using the usual cigarette, which is followed by inhaling this most blinding gas.

Oh yeah come on, were about to brew a one eyed dennis

by MS58894 June 22, 2011