When doing a girl doggy-style, switching holes without telling her so that (in a state of great surprise) she turns back to look at you with one eye and squeals.
After their romantic dinner, Nikhil took his linebacker girlfriend home and gave her the ol' one-eyes porpoise.
by Wolverine at MIT February 19, 2003
When a man is lying on his back while the woman is jerking him off in the dark, as he's about to shoot his load, he leans up and she (intentionally or unintentionally) aims his "one-eyed peg leg" at his eye. When the cum hits his eye, he grabs it, and yells, ARRRRRRGGHHHHH....
I thought that I would be mad that my old lady gave me a one-eyed willy last night, but after measuring the distance..."I'M THE MAN!!!!!"
by Times Square Karl June 10, 2006
when you moon someone with ur buttcheeks stretched appart so that your victim stares right into the hole or "eye". if two people do it its a two eyed monster, if three, its a 3 eyed monster, so on...
also it could mean a penis
also it could mean a penis
by Flump August 21, 2006
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by ChillBilly75 December 19, 2011
The act of inserting a joint with a bot on the end of it rather than using the usual cigarette, which is followed by inhaling this most blinding gas.
by MS58894 June 22, 2011