future-farming

The act or process of forming a friendship with a member of the opposite sex in the hopes of "reaping the crops" in the future

Future-farming means that you plant the seed and take care of that seed until it grows into a plant. And then you fuck the plant

by Dubbs*420 October 21, 2013

farm

Oswego, NY, or anywhere Leandra lives.

Leandra lives on a farm, according to Joel. Meow.

by Mikeylove October 11, 2006

Farm upstate

Term generally used by parents to explain the absence of a family pet. While sometimes meaning the pet has truly been rehomed, it generally is a euphemism for the animal dying, disappearing, being put down, or given to an animal shelter.

Child: “daddy, where did fluffy go?”
Father, covered in scratch marks: “well sweetie, fluffy went to live on a farm upstate…”

by ragonkmasterp1 August 28, 2023

Farm Boat

Another term for tractor or other large farm equipment

Look at the farm boats sailing through the fields

by HithertoAlas August 6, 2017

content farm

Troom Troom

Jarvis Johnson: Troom Troom is a content farm.
His audience: Agreed, agreed.

by briarsgarden July 14, 2020

Farm plow

When your banging her from behind an she is up on all fours an you knock her hands out from under her then her face falls an hits the floor

Girl why is your face bruised? "He gave me the farm plow last night"

by Brutefire1991 June 5, 2016

Turd Farm

A trailer park or mobile home community.

Billy Bob: "Jimmy, that was some fine ass crank you've picked up for us. Where did you get this? It feels like my heart is going to explode!"

Jimmy Dean: "I picked it up at the Turd Farm that Old Man Higgins oversees. Turdlet number 36 to be exact, you know...Ray Ray's old turdlet."

Billy Bob: "Yes I reckon' I know a couple of people at that particular farm."

Jimmy Dean: Yep, right off of Pike Street. And yes Billy, this is the finest shit you will ever see. Say, now enough about Turd Farms. Quit hogging all the fun!"

by DiamondDPatrick December 11, 2008