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Crud

A word used by those who are too cowardly to say shit.
Person 1: Holy crud!
Person 2: Just say shit, you fucking loser.
by DiamondCraft207 April 5, 2023
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Crud

A word that someone called david uses excessively
by Sam Wellerman June 16, 2021
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blow crud

Meaning Match Your Friend A Loud Blunt Of Bud
Me:Blow Crud Bro

Him:Come On Let's Match
by Detroit Vee April 18, 2017
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Crud

What grace,lily and daisy are
What a crud
by Penisboi69 February 5, 2019
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crotch crud

the stuff you find in between your legs and crotch as well as in your foreskin. commonly found in shades of blue.
Jesus Christ! why the fuck did Jeremy start talking about his crotch crud and that he hasn't showered in 4 days!?
by SeriousSkippy August 6, 2021
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Crud Fingers

The smell of shit that can smell particularly strong from sniffing around the fingernails of someone who refuses to wash his/her hands after wiping his/her ass. This is usually due to toilet paper ripping or scrunching up, leaving the fingers exposed to warm shite still stuck in the anus after laying a brick.

Quite often, having longer nails will be more prone to have Crud Fingers as there is more room for feces to get trapped and smell like a grimy toilet bowl but the deciding factor really is washing your hands after dropping a turd.
Person 1: Dude, have you smelt that stench coming from that guys hands?
Person 2: Yeah! I heard he doesn't wipe. He must have Crud Fingers big time!
by CrudFingers April 24, 2018
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The Crud

A sickness: maybe contagious, probably not. Like the name, it makes you feel like crud. Typically comes around when the seasons change and makes you cruddy
You wanna go to the lake, Jepp?” “Nah man I’m at home I got the crud” “Well dead gum that’s cruddy” “Yeah, I know”
by Wordsyouneverheard September 5, 2022
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