obsessive

To have a place for everything and everything in it's place

Person 1: You moved my salt shaker.

Person 2: Quit being so obsessive.

Gun 1: BANG!

Person 1:(Moves salt shaker to original position.)

by Reginald Spaz May 1, 2008

oberhofer

oberhofer means "fucking awesome". However, when capitalized...Oberhofer literally means the name of the Indie band.

Person 1: "Hey, how was that chick from the bar?"
Person 2: "Dude, this gal was oberhofer!"

by Loomifis March 11, 2010

observant

An individual that percieves details that are most times left unonticed.

Person A: Have you met Sailesh Naidu and Nhu-Mai Simon?
Person B: Yeah, those two are beastinly observant.

by Sailesh Naidu August 4, 2006

obsessbian

Combination of words "obsessed" and "lesbian." A girl who claims to be straight, but is obsessed with other girls. An obsessbian will usually pick out a couple of victims and make those girls the center of their obsessianism.

Laura: OMG! BRENDA! I LOVE YOU! TALK TO ME BRENDA! YOU LOOK SO PRETTY TODAY BRENDA! COME GIVE ME A HUG! I LOVE YOU BRENDA! I KNOW YOU LOVE ME TOO!
-starts chasing Brenda-
-Brenda starts to run-
Brenda: EW! GET AWAY FROM ME YOU OBSESSBIAN!

by Hi Phant December 31, 2010

conor oberst

A man who makes depression sound extremely appealing. He is just that amazing with words.

I have a friend who's mostly made of pain. He wakes up, drives to work, and straight back home again.

by Sarah Kiser April 9, 2005

Obsession

To love in a fanatical way

To lack the ability to leave a person alone

An 'animal' that never quits the hunt

Their Obsession Is Jenna Tarmac

She's an obsession, the one obsession, I need to stalk her at work, I need to stalk her in jobs......

by Crazy Word Bitch October 11, 2009

Obsessive Jonas Disorder

or OJD. A symptom caused by too much Jonas. If you say the name "Jonas" and your friend screams, you know she's got it. Normally found in teenage girls especially around tour time. Or 3D movie time. Or J.O.N.A.S time. Or all three. Send her to Team Jonas immediately.

After seeing the new 3D movie I had major Obsessive Jonas Disorder.

by jonasgirl92 March 16, 2009