owned

to be corrected

psycho41: i love teh house i am in
a is die: the*
a is die: OWNED!

by various administrator January 2, 2004

owned

see osek

owned, mother fscker!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

by megabitch February 2, 2004

Owned

To woop someones ass horribly in Ultima Online, Counter Strike, or any other random online game.

"Dude you just got owned by that noob ass bitch"
"Fuck you"

by Calamity October 2, 2003

Owned

Something funny, ironic, yet unbelievable. Usually used when somebody is beaten in a game, hurt in an outrageous way, or embarassed completely.

OH MY GOSH! That guy got hit by a car...twice! He was totally owned.

by Blue_ February 11, 2007

owned

A label used to identify a specific type of video documentation. Namely, it captures some fuckstick's attempt to perform a feat of daring or physical challenge that is usually of impossible proportion and necessarily concludes with a painful collision.

The "owned" videos on ebaums included this dude who smashed his mountain bike into the side of a 3-story building while trying to jump it onto the roof from a ten foot ramp. What a fuckstick.

by sammmE January 16, 2009

owned

A stae of being drunk which out does every other.

Miche - Did u see aaron last night man he was owned he pissed in a bag thinking that it was a toilet, slept in the pool thinking that it was a water bed and got up the next mourning thinking that he had a few quiet beers last night...owned

by Sarge McKoy June 23, 2008

Owned

Owned:
three 20's in a row.

In case of Instant Kills, you just Owned that mechanical spider.

by Jim Dandy01 April 16, 2006