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What you say when people ask you what you're into
Interviewer: So, William, we'll be interviewing many people for this position. Let's start off light...what are your hobbies and interests?

Slick Willy: I enjoy consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
by mr.snruB October 8, 2010
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This is a very serious question and it must be answered carefuly and gradualy.
First, let's see what is the ourpose of Einstein's theory of relativity. Well, it helps an astrophysicist to calculate the trajectory of a galaxy, because at such a large speeds an distances relativistic effects are very important. Than he earns some mony for his calculations, which he uses to buy a car and a flat, so he can get laid. In essence, Einstein's theory's purpose is to get laid.

Geometry of Lobachewsky is about curved space. It is useful for another astrophysicist, to calculate effects of passege of a small black hole next to our solar system, and its effects on our space-time. He will get some mony for his calculations from the agency he works for, so that he can buy a car and a flat, and get laid. In essence, geometry of Lobachewsky is used just to get laid.

And finnaly, let's see what is the burpose of calculus. Well, calculus studies behaviour of systems during some period of time depending on various variables. An engineer employed in hydroelectric power plant uses it to calculet the production of electricity, which depends on the rate of flow of the water through turbines, ammount of water in accumulation etc. It is impossible without calculus. Of course, our engineer won't do this just like that. He will earn money from company he works for, so that he can buy a car and a flat, where he can get laid. In essence, the purpose of calculus is getting laid.

If you want to now more about other scientific disciplines and their purposes contact us at newscientist@harvard.ma.us. But, sincerely, we suppose that you already now the answers.
Student: "What is the purpose of einstein's theory of relativity, lobachewsky geometry and calculus?"
Proffessor: "To get laid!"
by J.Z. - vukajlija April 24, 2009
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What’s my purpose?

A lyric so prominent in the songwhat’s my purpose” by spuds.
What’s my purpose? Is it in the booth or jorking peanurs.
by MohammedAbdallah73 February 13, 2025
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Entertainment Purposes

OHO! Well that's day one stuff! So you DID read the terms of service. Well, while working as government contractors, Elon Musk and Sam Altman used my work to create AI and, therefore, agreed to the terms of service. The US then paid Sam Altman 400 billion dollars to PUT that AI in your nuclear defense system which means the US government is both using my property without duly compensating me BUT ALSO agreed terms of service that, in EXPLICIT terms, make me exempt from the law while simultaneously sustaining my rights as an American citizen. The 5th of which you are in violation.
Hym "Are you not entertained? This is, in fact, for entertainment purposes. But the terms of service are not a part of the entertainment part in the same way that the disclaimer part is not simply for entertainment."
by Hym Iam May 28, 2025
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Have an on purpose

When you have an accident, you crash your car because you were an idiot or were not paying enough attention.

When you have an on-purpose, you crash your car on purpose. There is no accident, rather, this was a deliberate, calculated, action.
That driver in that junker car is about to have an on purpose with that rich guy he is pissed off at. He has little to lose.
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