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Nuclear Holofuck

When your dumb as hell friend does an action that is so incredibly stupid (even by their standards) and ends up getting completely fucked up in the process.
Jimmy! go put this bag of chips in the microwave!

No! im not gonna do that!

JIMMY! YOU FAT FUCK! go put these chips in the microwave!

Fine...

HOLY SHIT!!!! ITS ASPLODING!!! ITS JIMMY'S NUCLEAR HOLOFUCK!!!
by Hal Emmerich July 6, 2008
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legalize nuclear bombs

im over here stroking my dick i got lotion on my dick right now im just stroking my shit im horny as fuck man I'm a freak man like.... fuck..... man.......
legalize nuclear bombs
legalize castrating gay people
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by i keep the seed on me November 3, 2022
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Nuclear Fallout Smoothie

(Can be used as a noun or verb.) To perform a Nuclear Fallout Smoothie, at the end of intercourse one person must release all bodily fluids into the mouth of a recipient. For a male, he would have to cum, burp, vomit, piss, shit, cry, sweat, and bleed into the recipients mouth. For a female, the sperm can be replaced with menstrual fluids.
Note: The Nuclear Fallout Smoothie has never been performed successfully.
(Verb)
Colin: "They say I'm atomic."
Krantz: "Why is that?"
Colin: "Because I Nuclear Fallout Smoothie those bitches."

(Noun)
"Danny, is something the matter? You've hardly touched your Nuclear Fallout Smoothie."
by Colin Davis October 10, 2006
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NUCLEAR

how you spell nuclear
dealing with the nucleus
typically used with power, bomb or submarine, and sometimes with family
we want NUCLEAR power
but the question remains: R-U-CLEAN?
the answer appears to be: UNCLEAR
by adam_before_eve June 25, 2006
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Nuncle

A nondescript term pertaining to a member within a close group of friends, used by another within the same group. The term is somewhat endearing with a slight hint of teasing. It originally came from Shakespearean English, cited in the play King Lear. And while still showing the familiarity between the addresser and the addressee, the term was used in a more mocking sense in the Shakespearean language than it is today. Usually only used in conversations between males (no known usages to or between females).
(one nuncle) "What time is it, nuncles?"
(another nuncle) "Time to get a new fence."
by Elvis Chameleonaire December 24, 2008
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nuclear bomb

when you take off all your clothes, stand on top of the toilet and take a shit mid-air. The sound makes a very loud "bomb dropping" eruption.
by the nuke in a snuke1 October 15, 2009
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Jewish Nuclear Warfare

What happens when two jews spot a quarter and fight for it.
Yo! Did you see Ezra and Abraham in science? Mark dropped a quarter and Jewish Nuclear Warfare happened.
by Slenderson209 November 16, 2015
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