When one fancies a bump and they don't have any coke, so they snort two micro machines (tiny matchbox cars) up each nostril, then proceeds to snot rocket them out into the backyard in a bloody mess.
by Etrenis February 20, 2009
Get the Double Nostrilingmug. by crabbyPattyFormula April 24, 2019
Get the wet nostrilmug. by Nostril rape isn't a joke September 14, 2017
Get the nostril rapemug. Person 1: Have you finished sculpting the statue yet?
Person 2: One second I just have to nostrilize it.
Person 2: One second I just have to nostrilize it.
by moonarm September 4, 2020
Get the nostrilizemug. by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 10, 2025
Get the Ears, Genitals, Nose, Nostrils, Throat, & Chaff Grenademug. A particularly wet and drippy ladies front bottom , usually bereft of pubes, that is in a state of expectant imminent receipt of a tumescent male seeding tube .
A fanny like a calf’s nostril
A fanny like a calf’s nostril
See that sister of hers over there , well her muff was like a calfs nostril for me last weekend so I pumped her full of man fat
by Napoleon BonerPart February 3, 2023
Get the Calfs Nostrilmug. Used to describe something lost in an area usually frequented by the speaker after they have checked every possible location it could be.
Person 1: Hey, have you seen the tea I bought last week?
Person 2: No, where did you lose it?
Person 1: In my apartment. I've turned the place upside down and the only place it could at this point be would be up satan's left nostril.
Person 2: No, where did you lose it?
Person 1: In my apartment. I've turned the place upside down and the only place it could at this point be would be up satan's left nostril.
by ScrunglyBingus February 27, 2023
Get the up satan's left nostrilmug.