Calfs Nostril

A particularly wet and drippy ladies front bottom , usually bereft of pubes, that is in a state of expectant imminent receipt of a tumescent male seeding tube .

A fanny like a calf’s nostril
See that sister of hers over there , well her muff was like a calfs nostril for me last weekend so I pumped her full of man fat
by Napoleon BonerPart February 3, 2023
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up satan's left nostril

Used to describe something lost in an area usually frequented by the speaker after they have checked every possible location it could be.
Person 1: Hey, have you seen the tea I bought last week?

Person 2: No, where did you lose it?

Person 1: In my apartment. I've turned the place upside down and the only place it could at this point be would be up satan's left nostril.
by ScrunglyBingus February 27, 2023
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nostril flaring

The act of someone with a fat nose (preferably black) flaring their nostrils to stretch a girls pussy out.
Dude I just got done nostril flaring my moms 2nd cousin.
by wenis____ March 24, 2024
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Nostril Projection

The act of blowing something out of your nose so hard, your soul leaves your body through your nose along with boogers, snot, blood or anything else that comes out at a high-velocity. Things that come out of your nose at a high-velocity are also known themselves as nostril projections.
"Dude, I just went from snot rocket to a full-on nostril projection! Wait, is that my body down there on the ground? And why did my booger break the window?"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 6, 2023
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Third Nostril

Another word for the anus when using it to insert drugs in the body. Also know as boofing or pushing it.
We got so high last weekend when we split that pill and used the third nostril.
by Schmerlin June 16, 2025
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Nostril gators

It's an aligator protecting in an around the nostril ensuring safety to the nostril at all times
by Kim mckee August 1, 2016
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Nostril fucking

When your mates on his stag do and a coco pops breakfast bar is inserted into his wet nostril leaving him feeling violated yet climatic
Hes Has been nostril fucking his nose
by Mrhallowseve May 28, 2018
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