Noob

Noob is derived from Noobie or Newbie.
Newbie or noobie is derived from the word Novice.
Novice means a preson who is new, or not skilled at what they hope to undertake.
Wet Behind the ears.

level 400 knight: Haha, look at the little noob trying yo kill a dragon.
Level 2 Knight: I died =(

by maldorf July 25, 2007

Noob

Another way to make you look like a total douche when you say that word.

Noob is a really douchy thing to say.

by pottitties March 7, 2009

Noob

One who needs to look up the definition of the word Noob

Hey Billy, You should google "noob".....someone called me a noob...Google it Billy!

by Christopher Philly June 2, 2010

Noob

1.)A person that you meet in any chat room and spams gay and ridiculous comments for no apparent reason other than the fact that he can swear and his parents won't yell at him.
2.)The person that does such a stupid thing that ruins the game for you or your team.
3.)Someone who is constantly writing in acronyms cause they have no life and have nothing better to do than try to elevate them selves above other people
4.) Somebody that won't leave you alone even though you did absolutely nothing to trigger them talking to you liek that annoying zit that grows on your back.

1.)I screw your mom evry mornign you loosers! LOL
2.)You stuck your self with a plasma you ass don't run towards us!
3.)OMG i pwn u all LOL!
Go to hell noob!
LOLSTFUOMGROTFLMAO u all sck nubs WTHYJA muhaha ROTFL
Oh my god shut up /ignore
4.) Whatcha doin?
Leave me alone or i'll report you!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
/ignore
Whatcha doin?
would you please leave me alone and dont make another character to annoy me some more
LOLOL STFU you nub pay me biach!!
/quit
I win again bwahahaha!

by /Ignore July 1, 2007

Noob

What nerds call other nerds who aren't as good at being a nerd as they are.

Gamer 1: Check out these bitchin Greaves of the Whale!

Gamer 2: of the Whale sux u noob!

by ether rogue February 27, 2009

Noob

What gay people call others when they wish to feel better about themselves. Although, often the case is that the person doing the "calling out" of said noobs, is in fact, a sad excuse for a human being himself.

gay guy 1 "man switow is such a noob"

gay guy 2 "yeah I know! I feel better about my inexperienced game play already!"

by jmoney42 April 24, 2009

Noob

A name given to a person who is very bad at what he is doing. Often mistaken as the same as newbie or newb, but a noob is someone who is as bad as if they were a newbie. Commonly used in video games, such as World of Warcraft, Counter-Strike, Halo, etc.
There are many variations of the name in, for example in leetspeak n00b, and nab, nub, plus many more.

Cole: Man, I was playing Counter-Strike for 8 hours last night! My best score was 15-134!
Andrew: sigh... noob...

by Kreistein February 19, 2009