East Germany

When you just want to mess up Germany so bad you decided to make the East Part a Communist Country. We all know how it went though. Fuck you, Erich Honecker.

- Woher kommst du??
- Ost Berlin.
- Oh, die DDR, eh? Muss gelutscht haben.
- Ja, Es war scheiße.

(Translation)
- Where are you from?
- East Berlin.
- Oh, from East Germany, eh? Must've sucked.
- It sucked.

by ZeroEscapist November 14, 2022

germany-like

Something germany likes. Not poland. But some things. Also not jews.

Is america germany-like?
No

by Blurr36 November 30, 2020

Germany

Germany is a beautiful country with many nature,also you can drink there the best beer of the world (stauder!!) and its legal wow nice the people are a little bit unfriendly and stingy but not all of them

American:what are you doing?
german:i drink my beer in the public coz its legal in germany

by boomerbitch November 27, 2019

Owen Germany

A guy who sits in his room playing xbox and screans at anyone who opens the door. He trys to get girls on xbox to give him a BJ but always gets dejected and reported. Whenever the wifi goes bad he runs around the house kicking and screaming at everything.

“ Dońt be like Owen Germany”

by Royaltheft851 May 10, 2018

Rauthen Germany

An German fascist totalitarian dictatorship made by Samuel Kohler, a man that killed started World War 5, and killed 583 million people. He also killed 200 million Jewish people and Christian people. Rauthen Germany's Allies were Mondarist Italy, Japanese Empire, Romania, Bulgaria, Sweden, and Finland.

Kid: Hey pawpaw, do you know what Rauthen Germany is?
Grandpa: ...

by tigersareawesome5 October 18, 2025

Germany

The country that was the home of the absolute Crazy “handsome” sir that was born in fuckin’ Austria. Adolf Hitler. It has the best Bretsel in this fucking world, as well as the best fucking beer and extremely gentle people. It is also the fatherland of Germs

Girl: I can’t wait to go on a trip to Germany!
Boy: Me too! I searched some interesting information about Germany…

by Aguyfromgreece April 9, 2022

Northern Germany

The place where a felt 100 mph wind is called a "leichte Brise"

Me: Bro, my app says it's gonna be very windy today,
Dude from northern germany: Nah, it's just a "leichte Brise"

by F4814N April 16, 2024