10-font

A normal state, such as for email etiquette (larger fonts tend to indicate ebullience while smaller ones seem meek).

example a. Person 1 : “How ya feeling today?” , Person 2 : “Well, I got a tooth pulled today, so I’m not really feeling up to my usual 10-font today. Maybe not even an 8-font for that matter.”

example b. I was thinking that this was just a 10-font day, but it looks like I'm getting laid tonight so it could very well turn out to be a 14-font or bigger!

by mrs president October 22, 2009

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Yo Mama font

Another way of saying "kurokane"

Lois Griffin: Peter, please stop!
Peter Griffin: I am a Yo Mama font! Just let me destroy things already!

by alf2003 January 8, 2025

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epic font front

the act of changing the font of a texted message to emphasize how important what is being communicated

Shannon could not understand that Meghan's message did not switch to an epic font front when she told her that Meghan's granny died going down on Meghan's boyfriend.

by von groovy June 22, 2019

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Font

A table that is in the middle of the living room. Fonts generally are opposite to a coffee table. Fonts can hold as many things as you’d like.

Holy shit! your font is got left over chilis, Cheesecake Factory, and Popeyes on it!? Was this all in the same night?

…. Ok fine, I’ll clean my living room font “since there’s no space”

by Polloloco6903 November 23, 2021

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