Meat Fence

A man who is posing as a friend of an eligible single woman.

He is typically circling the perimeter of her life and does things like pay for her dinner, drive her kids to shcool, or flirt on her Facebook page in order to "keep out" the attentions of men who would actually like to date or touch her. Sometimes he even writes songs about her. He is beyond protective, discreetly jealous, and has the ability to swoop in and destroy the possibility that his single woman friend will become involved with another man from any distance. He is the ultimate cock blocker.

"You freakin' Meat Fence! I would be in a great relationship (with a man who will actually touch me) right now if you hadn't posted lies about our hot night in Vegas on my Facebook page.."

See also: cock block, cockblock, cock blocking, cock blocker, cocknlocker

by sokansas November 25, 2011

The Dicket Fence

The act of holding your dick in your hand and slapping a row of people in the face with it. This would be similar to running a stick across a picket fence.

Hugh had all of the bitches get on their knees and he ran the dicket fence on them.

by iam2eeyore June 8, 2010

Fence Hopper

A person that does not know what they want. Leaving a relationship, Only to land right into another one. And to repeat it over and over again. Hopping the fence only to land in another yard again.

"Sarah just left Adam this morning, and now shes dating Matt, Shes such a Fence Hopper"

by Smyth1377 March 2, 2009

fence ghosting

The act of purposely ghostriding a car into a fence, combining ghostriding and fence plowing.

Me and Faisal went fence ghosting his sister's Sentra.

by AustinG October 25, 2007

Finger Fencing

When two classic males lock fingers in the ultimate battle to gain entrance to a lady's love hole, a dual of miniature proportions yet with satisfying results for the winner...on guard.

Pedro and Cardoor got so high they ended up finger fencing Rachel on the futon

by Pedro Sawowski October 20, 2008

Fence Post

In the south, it is a slang term used for a 24oz beer.

Let's knock down a few fence posts before we head to the bar.

by Club 333 February 23, 2005

meat fence

1. a big,fat pussy that resembles a wall of meat

A bloody string was hanging from her meat fence, but it didn't matter because she gave me head instead.

by The Bucktooth Robot June 24, 2009