no issue no tissue

Not sure how this has no definition yet and generally isn't a more common used figure of speech, because it works in multiple ways.
So, basically

1: If you don't spill anything on the floor, you're not going to have to clean it up
"Can I trust you to work alone for a bit?"
"Yeah bruh, no issues, no tissues"
2: If there's no problems, then you don't need anything to wipe the tears out of your face

"I'm fine"
"You been crying, no issues no tissues sis"
3:

A way to respond to someone inquiring requests from you that you currently don't have any
"Dude, should I get you anything from da store?"
"No issues, no tissues homeboy"

4:
When someone expects one of your experiences to have been way more intense than they really were

"Fell down de stairs"
"Ahh shit musta sucked homie"
"Nah brotha, no issues, tissues"

Look above cunt
No issue no tissue
Ya happy urban dic

by Petra Jansen November 10, 2019

Tissue Lad

A male friend who provides his heart-broken girl friend with tissues.

Oh dear, someone is crying . Get the girl a tissue lad.

by faemu March 19, 2016

warning tissue

These are facial tissues that are differently colored from the box's primary supply. They are located towards the end of the tissue box's lifespan. These serve as a warning to all users that the box's supply will soon run out and that it's time to purchase a new box of tissues.

"Dude, the next tissue isn't the same color!"
"Yeah, that's the warning tissue, you better get a new box! This one's almost out."

by AnotherAlternativeAnonymous October 18, 2012

Tissue Salut

To jerk off and wipe the cum with tissue, Fap session

That picture deserves 5 tissue salut.

by Brutalvandal August 5, 2011

Mr. Tissue

A name used for a tissue used to clean up ejaculations while masturbating.

Jonny! after your done jacking off, i need to use Mr. Tissue!

by theMASTERofallDARES June 22, 2011

Backup tissues

A box of backup tissues is allways held beside the pc of a streamer lucassott

Wait a second I'm going to get my backup tissues

by Illuminaattori69 October 25, 2018

Golden Tissue

The tissue that is used to clean the spunk after your first wank that you keep and cherish until you pass it down to your kids. This golden tissue will be passed down for generations to come keeping your legacy alive.

“Last week my Dad gave me his golden tissue, one day I will pass this down to my childeren”

by dWilfE January 1, 2019