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Dirty Lightning Bolt

Dirty Lightning Bolt n At the climax of a blow job pull out to politely "turn away". Yell "Avada Kedavra" as you hit her right above the eye with the magical load.
I was so inspired by HP 7.5 I went home and gave Sarah a Dirty Lightning Bolt.
by Clunky_ChemE July 21, 2011
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By-the-lickety-lightning

An old time exclamation indicating surprise, astonishment or frustration often follow by a threat of violence.
By-the-lickety-lightning, don't be so stupid, I oughta tan your hide! or By-the-lickety-lightning Eddy, get out of that tree or I'll come up there and throw you out! By-the-lickety-lightning, let me do it!
by SantaPow July 19, 2019
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Lightning McQueen

When you are having sex with someone and you take out your penis and put a hot wheels car in place of your dick
I have a hot wheels in my vagina because my boyfriend gave me the Lightning McQueen
by I smell pickle February 26, 2021
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Butt Lightning

Verb. The act of taking such a vicious dump that it strikes the toilet with such force that thunder is created.
Fuck dude, that's the third toilet that my butt lightning has destroyed this month. I'm never eating Taco Bell after drinking 151 rum again.
by drwhite August 3, 2009
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nightingaling

Just like the bird that sings at night, the action of nightingaling means to cough, talk, or make any other kind of interruptive sound in order to alter the mood, or in extreme (but far more common than expected) cases, interrupt the sexual act of that couple which is a bit too loud and a bit too close and you are just trying to sleep.
Carlos : Sean! WTF? I was in the middle of something!
Sean: Well... I needed to sleep... so...
Carlos: You fuckin nightingaler! I HATE NIGHTINGALING
Sean: And she was my best friend you know!
Carlos: LOL
Sean: Idiot....
by Se St Se July 4, 2009
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lightning

when u put ur hands together (like ur praying)and thrust at someones gut.

--hurts like hell--
i just lightninged a small orange peel flavored wizard after he force fed my dog a ground up mixture of mango seeds and starfish.
by sombodyudontknow January 17, 2011
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Lightning

The main protagonist in Final Fantasy 13, and favorite target of Final Fantasy VII Fankids.

Her personality could be described as cold and stoic, but throughout the game the audience learns of the softer side of her character. She is tall with pink hair and has an athletic build, which is a change because final fantasy female characters mainly have more feminine build.

The game which she features in was average, and appealed to a largely different audience. A sequel of Final Fantasy 13 has been announced in which lightning will return.

FFVII Fankids hate lightning due to her looking vaguely similar to their god, Cloud Strife. She shares minor personality similarities too (is it just me or do all main protagonists in this franchise have the same personality traits?). In fact FFVII fankids refuse to accept that Square Enix has made any good games since the nineties.
Example 1:

Fangirl: OOOEEMMGEEE wasn't like FF13 the best game ever?!?! Although i have only played this game, i love all Final fantasy games because they are all the same...

Me: Yeah it was alright... She is pretty hot though-

Fangirl: I'M GOING TO COSPLAY HER!!!!

Example 2:

Me: Man, i need to grind some cp. Lightning's levels are pretty low...

FFVII Fankid: Lightning sucks ass. Final fantasy 13 sucks ass. She is EXACTLY like Cloud. Square Enix is dead to me. Square Soft all the way!!! I'm going to go masturbate to pictures of cloud now.

Me: Riiight.
by Clairesfocus69 July 9, 2011
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