netflix and chill

The modern day version of what happened AFTER a movie in 1950s movie theaters when a man would "smoothly" and "discreetly" stretch his arms and suddenly have his arm around his date's shoulder; and since the movie was scary and the girl was dumb, she didn't want to be alone for a while so they went to his house and had some seriously hot sex with the doo-whop playing some Frank Sinatra (Netflix) in the background.

Me: "I told her to come by so that we can just hang out, ya know, to come by and we can Netflix and chill..."
Buddy: "Wow. That's skill man; she's smokin' - wait, and she KNOWS that you don't have Netflix but she still comin' over?!"
Me: "Yeah, she's so stupid that this is the 5th time we are going to "Netflix and Chill." Oh and hear this bro, I overheard her talking with one of her girlfriends that she was hangin' with and I really think she thinks that I wanted to spend TIME with her and not just get it on... I heard her saying to her girlfriend that she came over again to my place to"Netflix and Chill," and then 'things just happened and we ended up having sex right there on the living room floor, it happens every time we try to just hang out and watch some Netflix - but he is huge and when we have sex he kept bottoming out and i am so very sore today that I had to tell him I can't fool around for a day or 2. He's such a good guy, when I told him that I cant be intimate for a few days, he said that was fine and he likes just being with me and so I am going back over there this evening because he said we could just Netflix and chill for the next few nights..."
Buddy: "Hahaha! Stupid, and SUPER HOT. Jackpot."

by Four-20 November 29, 2016

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