A meaningless phrase originally coined by Derrick from RHPC
Can be inserted into nearly any conversation.
Person 1: Hey, were you at the party last night?

Person 2: Nah, I was off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake?
by mole_mole_mole February 25, 2020
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Jack : OMG! Guess who’s the hot local voluptuous thicc beautiful lovely delicious pretty fantastic amazing scrumptious fine sweet baddies near me?
Marvin : Who?
Jack : YOUR MOM !!
by ghostngoose February 04, 2022
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a near pie experience

Anything that's a minor to medium inconvenience
"Man, having to tackle that extra work was such a near pie experience."
by Persephone282 December 24, 2020
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A Right Near Weapon

someone so extraordinary that they need to be examined in some underground highly classified facility

For example someone who plays a 5-back in online competitive Fifa Ultimate Team
or

Someone who eats Peanut butter alone on toast
Just faced a guy in the weekend league and his team had 5 defenders ... That guy is a Right Near Weapon
by Jonathan Ojong September 02, 2022
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Historically Near-Sighted

a historically near-sighted person is someone who can only remember recent history, wether it be in the recent few centuries or even just the recent few years.
July 4, John: do you realize that a year ago today we had to use bread slices instead of buns for hot dogs?
Bob: do you also that realize today is when america became independent? John: REALLY? Bob: yes, its taught in history class. John: oh, sorry, i didn't know that becuase im historically near-sighted.
by d00dd00d February 05, 2010
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Pre Near Death Experience

A state of a higher power of consciousness that occurs when one is so close to death that the awareness of impending death is like that of surfing the fringe of death itself, and in that of the most peaceful and assuring manner.
My pre near death experience of the car careening toward mine had me realize that my body could or may not survive the collision, and hence my consciousness felt as if given over to a higher power; a peaceful and sublime place of surrender in getting ready to cross over to the other side.
by SkinVoyage May 23, 2021
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NEAR DEATH

Pounding headache really soar throat sharp Chest pains.
by Dr.annderrssonnnn December 04, 2018
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