Off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake?

A meaningless phrase originally coined by Derrick from RHPC
Can be inserted into nearly any conversation.

Person 1: Hey, were you at the party last night?

Person 2: Nah, I was off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake?

by mole_mole_mole February 24, 2020

hot local voluptuous thicc beautiful lovely delicious pretty fantastic amazing scrumptious fine sweet baddies near me

your mom

Jack : OMG! Guess who’s the hot local voluptuous thicc beautiful lovely delicious pretty fantastic amazing scrumptious fine sweet baddies near me?
Marvin : Who?
Jack : YOUR MOM !!

by ghostngoose February 3, 2022

My Shoulder Blades Looks Like A Trapezoid Triangle Based Yo-Yo Trick Called "Walking The Dog Near Shitu Central

My Shoulder Blades Looks Like A Trapezoid Triangle Based Yo-Yo Trick Called "Walking The Dog Near Shitu Central

My Shoulder Blades Looks Like A Trapezoid Triangle Based Yo-Yo Trick Called "Walking The Dog Near Shitu Central

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

Near mess

Relocating your pet to the floor just in time to avoid a barf-on-the-bed situation

She awakened from her dream just in time to nudge Fifi onto the floor and achieve a near mess.

by TinyCatNavy February 4, 2022

Restaurants Near Me.

Restaurants Near Me are restaurants near your geographical location. Example of Restaurants Near Me blog;
toplisting.site

Restaurants Near your location. toplisting.site is a site dedicated to restaurants near me.

by ooscarjames May 12, 2022

Near hit

Similar to a near miss, used in a mocking sense.

Hey there J-man, nice near hit!

by Sneedonym February 18, 2023

Near

The least popular person on Instagram that no one likes.

"Do you know Near?"

"Yes, I hate them"

by SsnailL November 22, 2021