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Neopolitan Muff

An icecream cone with shit and jizz in it, then shoved in a girls pussy, just being able to eat the shit and jizz out of the icecream cone...First, you would get an icecream cone, then have you or your partner (which ever you would prefer)to shit in it. Then have the guy jizz on top of the shit.After this you would shove the Neopolitan Muff in the girls pussy, and lastly you would eat it. The shit=chocolate, the jizz=vanilla, the pussy=strawberry.
I know this is awkward but I had a Neopolitan Muff last night.
by JMTM September 22, 2010
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Napulitan Kisses

A kiss that tastes like the best pizza you’ve ever had.
Lia: sending Napulitan kisses
Me: what’s the difference between that and a normal kiss?
Lia: it feels like how good pizza tastes
by Euphoriasgone November 7, 2020
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napoletani

German’s biggest Mafia Family with a 10 feet Australian Dinosaur. They often drink Actimel.
These Napoletani’s sure have a lot of money
by Yeayeet November 22, 2021
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Neopolitan

A certain individual who has blond hair on his head, red facial hair, and brown hair "down there," much like that of the vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate mixed ice cream known as neopolitan.
I hear Nate is a neopolitan...blond on top, red on the face, and brown downtown.
by Phil Pahl May 31, 2007
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Sexy Neopolitan

Can be achieved in two manners:

1. Having sexual intercourse with a woman on her period, removing your penis and placing it in her anus, then ejaculating. Blood=Strawberry, Fecal Matter=Chocolate, Semen=Vanilla

2. Do the same except forgoe the vaginal sex and use no lube for the anal causing chafing which can eventually cause bleeding.
I pulled the Sexy Neopolitan last night and that chick loved it. I even pulled the Emeril afterwards.
by juano December 9, 2004
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Neopolitan Shooter

To perform a neopolitan shooter, one must prepare ahead of time by having your partner take a bunch of laxatives a few hours in advance. When she has to defecate (take a dump), then you are all set. Start by going balls deep in her ass, and rip her ass so hard that it bleeds. After shes bleeding, go off in her ass. The guy then removes his dick, and she shits the liquid shit, jizz, and blood into a shotglass. The two of you then split it and shoot it.

(The shit = brown, the jizz = white, and the red = blood, like the ice cream).
My woman and I wanted to spice up our relationship, so we decided to try some neopolitan shooters... Yum Yum!
by Master Dan December 24, 2008
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Neopolitan

A Neopolitan is when you fuck a girl on her period: first in the pussy, then in the ass, and then cum on her tits - you get the three colors like the ice cream.
My cum was swimming in her shit and blood, after I gave her a neopolitan last night
by t_from_flint December 8, 2007
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