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Ass Nabbed

When someone or something steals your donkey(s) away from you either to eat,maim,or fuck it.
Man-"Help, Help, someone has Ass Nabbed my donkey.
by an_Azz_Goblin June 6, 2010
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NAB

Definition: Nasty Ass Bastard

Once upon a time, a legendary soccer coach was struggling with a dilemma. His team was full of great guys and good players, but when they had the ball inside the 18 yard box near the goal, they weren't aggressive enough. Seeking a remedy and to inspire them he said (paraphrasing) "Gentlemen, you are good players and even better men - in fact I'd love for you to marry my daughter one day - but when you're out there on the field and you're in the box, I need you to be Nasty Ass Bastards". And in that moment, legends were forged. Those who were there that day have since grown and spread throughout the world. If you happen to come across an NAB, know that you have encountered a man of strong mind and character and an unquenchable fire of the spirit.
"See that guy at the bar wearing an NAB shirt - I'm gonna go shake his hand."
by Hairy Balzagna September 2, 2022
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nabbed

To nab: LEGALLY acquiring something with LEGAL procedures.
"Hey, look at these games i just nabbed!"
"How the hell did you download 500 indie gam-"
"SHUT UP."
by GoldenFreddyTheRealOne September 13, 2025
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Nabs

A package of snack crackers, such as Lance peanut butter crackers or Ritz cheese crackers. Easy to carry and snack on anywhere.
I'm feeling hungry can you pass me some nabs.
by Papa Collins January 16, 2020
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Nab

Yo bro did ya know you're my nab
by Cheesepuff78 November 28, 2018
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NABS

Acronoym : Not Anybody's Somebody
Single / Not interested in dating
How's your dating life? Oh totally NABS
by rizzmu.hehe March 15, 2024
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