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Samuel Norton

Samuel norton is the evil motherfucker at the head of shawshank prison in the shawshank redemption (book & movie.)
He forces andy dufresne to launder his money and hides behind the bible even though he lives a life of sin and ends up shooting himself.
Andy: dude the warden put me in the hole for like a month
Red: that's gay, why?
Andy: i called him obtuse
Red: what a faggot, fuck samuel norton
by Ted Kaczynski Fan 96 September 5, 2023
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Joshua Norton

Hey have you heard of Joshua Norton. Yea isn't he that kid with that mcdonald's hairline.
by Eddie M From That School April 6, 2022
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finlay norton

He’s the most autistic person alive
by Austinmiiiini102001 January 25, 2024
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Chuck Norton Crew

The Chuck Norton Crew are a bunch of groupies that worship the man that is Chuck Norton.
Are you part of the Chuck Norton Crew?
by JALDLSP August 15, 2024
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marcus norton

Bro you gotta stop being a Marcus Norton
by Marcus Norton October 13, 2020
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Norton

A MAN with an enormous penis that's able to have sex longer that necessary.
Norton is also the type of MAN every woman gets addicted to without him putting any effort into charm her.

Everyone wants to be a Norton.
Norton is the type of MAN who gets everything done immediately and still manages to make a good job.
This rare type of MAN is what every woman is searching for in her "dream man", It turns out to be a Norton you've been dreaming about all this time.

Norton can also be used as a verb. EX.
-I really want to have sex with her.
-You have to norton more then instead of acting like a shy cunt.

2.
-I need to norton because i really need this job man.
I need to norton more to make sure I succeed.
by Conrad.55X December 12, 2016
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Norton

A nicer way of calling someone an idiot or moron. Best used to describe someone who is harmless in nature but is rather dense. Can be used in a derogatory manner when proceeded by the word "fucking."
"Mikey is such a Norton, he can't even tie his shoes properly."
"I hate Mikey, he's a fucking Norton."
by brycekrispies01 January 29, 2023
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