Ned

Perhaps taking a cue from pop culture notable Ned Flanders, the term "ned" has come to denote certain individuals as excessively polite, timid, and meek, particularly in their relations to the opposite sex. As a moniker, it carries a slightly derogatory connotation.

May also be used as a verb or an adjective.

Female gender variant: "Nedna"

Noun: "Don't be a ned, ask that girl for her number!"

Verb: "Don't ned it, get that girl's phone number right now!!"

Adjective: "That guy is so ned, no wonder he never gets any dates."

by Johnny Angel November 13, 2004

Ned

Person with overwhelming massive dick and is known for the one hump orgasm. Rumour has it that he has fucked all women ever in existance.

Person 1" You know Jye"
Person 2" Yeah he's such a Ned"

by Mr Genital May 22, 2017

ned

an acronym for non-educated delinquent, a ned describes what a Londoner may refer to as a "rudeboy". This overly long and complicated word for such simpletons originated in Scotland.

Look at that herd of neds approaching us...

by Talfan July 16, 2005

A Ned

A ned is someone who does nothing other than play xbox like a pro and go on his computer.

Oh my god, I can't believe how much of A Ned you are get a life!

by Clear World June 09, 2010

ned

rite yeez aw go oan aboot neds as in wir scum yeez ir aw just feart ay us coz we wid kick yer cunts in ! neds are fuken minted mate lacoste trakees cost aboot 150 pound stone island jaekts n tht cost aboot 300 poun upwards so dont start yer goth shite aye ther aw scum of the earth wen uz ir aw jst pussies tht say stuff like this or the internet dont get wide ya dick EFTAAAH GON FUR WINE

rite yeez aw go oan aboot neds as in wir scum yeez ir aw just feart ay us coz we wid kick yer cunts in ! neds are fuken minted mate lacoste trakees cost aboot 150 pound stone island jaekts n tht cost aboot 300 poun upwards so dont start yer goth shite aye ther aw scum of the earth wen uz ir aw jst pussies tht say stuff like this or the internet dont get wide ya dick EFTAAAH GON FUR WINE

by ycf ya bam December 23, 2005

ned

a non-educated delinquent who wears kappa tracksuits, tucks his socks into his trousers and slicks his hair to the side on social occasions claiming he's an "old-school P.E. teacher

Will Hayles

by Will Hayles November 19, 2003

Ned

scotish phraise that describes a person who has no educational background or a juvenial delinquent.

Look at that guy hes such a ned.

by shrieker September 22, 2003