fuck my pussy with a rake mom

Said by drag queen katya zamolodchikova on an episode of unhhhh

Katya: fuck my pussy with a rake mom! Oh wait that looks like a rake :0

by RobinEmma June 22, 2023

Mom why is my pp hard?

Little kid: mom why is my pp hard.
Mom: you are getting hard because of me you shut.
Little kid: makes sense you are a mother ducking smokeshow.m

Mom why is my pp hard?

by gasjumper November 5, 2020

mom, where's my golf club?

A code for young children who don't play golf to get rid of their mothers for 15 minutes or more. This way of diversion became popular in May of 2017, and is a quick trick to get rid of your mom!

Mom: "It's time to go to your father's funeral, sweetie!"
Kool kid: "Mom, where's my golf club?"

by scrumptiousMonster July 8, 2017

when your mom was at my house

we did some crazy stuff in there

when your mom was at my house she was screaming more than you and her combined when she was giving birth.

by itsyab0i April 13, 2017

on my momma

to swear on the grave of one's mother

Put it on sumthin man.

On errthang
On my momma, cuz!

by Jim Rawlings December 7, 2006

On my momma

"On my momma" u meant it , or u telling the truth , u not joking around .

Bruh on my momma I did !

by Columbus Ga November 21, 2017

on my momma

Something you swear on your momma's grave. Term that people from chicago use.

Man, Joe, I swear on my momma that nigga was fake

by sexystud04 May 24, 2009