Mofolopian

(noun or adjective) 1. a. used to describe what we have all come to understand as a friend who doesn't want to go with you to the bar or sporting event or what have you. 2. a group of individuals around the whereabouts of Somalia, whose sole purpose it to commandeer water-borne vessels for ransom. 3. a seasoned gynecologist. 4. (verb) have sex so deep you hit the fallopian tubes.

1. Hey man! Don't be such a mofolopian! Let's go to the bar!
Don't hang out with that ugly girl! Get over here and watch the game you mofolopian!
2. Hey man! Don't be such a mofolopian! Leave my boat alone!
3. Hey doc! Leave my butt alone you Mofolopian!
4. Hey girl, I am going to mofolopian you and your hot girlfriend's fallopian tubes on this leather couch at my penthouse suite at the top of the MGM Grand Hotel.

by Somebody that knows Blake December 12, 2010

crazy mofo rush

Common occurance in basketball in which after the boring round of passes one player will get the ball, not pass to anyone, and then dribble hard towards the basket, leading with the shoulder to knock other players out of the way before shooting a layup. Often accompanied by some sort of foul.

"College basketball can get a little boring because you know they'll just pass it to one of the players and he'll do a crazy mofo rush."

by Zeke March 28, 2005

tae mofo

Not a traditional martial art like tae kwon do, but rather the art of talking jive, trash or smack.

Wife: "How did you enjoy that massage, sweetheart?"

Husband: "Sheeeeeeeit, the ending could have been happier."

Wife: "What the hell is your problem?"

Husband: "Girl I got a black belt in tae mofo, you dig?"

by JT Amish April 10, 2010

mofo

1. (abbr.) mother-fucker
2. (n.) One who is hard-core

Dat man is one bad-ass mofo, yo!

by k1 October 3, 2001

Crazy mofos

Also known as directioners

Also known as one direction fans

Also known as one of the deadliest fandoms. Ever.

We tend to crave one direction all day err day.

Our name was given to us by the beautiful Niall Horan, that Irish cutie in One Direction. He even has a shirt with the phrase in it because he loves us.

Abbreviation of crazy motherf***ers cuz that's just what we are

**may be found on twitter, tumblr, Instagram, Facebook, & other social networks one can waste time on

Ex 1:
*at a 1d concert*
Niall: I LOVE ALL YOU CRAZY MOFOS OUT DER

CRAZY MOFOS: OMG HE LOVES US I BROUGHT YOU NANDOS MY LOVE SHOULD I THROW IT TO YOU ONSTAGE OVERHAND OR UNDERHAND?

Ex 2:
Person 1: Imma crazy mofo
Person 2: prove it
Person 1: I'LL FREAKING PROVE IT TO YOUR MOM! I LOVE ONE DIRECTION SO FREAKING MUCH COME AT ME BRO! I CAN SAY THEIR BIRTH DATE, BIRTH PLACE, X-FACTOR NUMBER, WHERE THEY ARE RIGHT NOW, AND WHAT THEY FREAKING ATE FOR BREAKFAST!

Ex 3:
*on twitter- or in Harry's voice "twittah"*
@Louis_Tomlinson: Hiii
@iwantziamsd: @Louis_Tomlinson GET IN ME
@NiallOfficial: @Louis_Tomlinson @iwantziamsd aghhh u crazy mofo :)
@iwantziamsd: @Louis_Tomlinson @NiallOfficial EXCUSE ME AS I GO DIE THANK U NIALLER FOR REPLYING I LUV U BOTH MORE THAN DONUTS

by _YOUR MOM_ July 30, 2013

Scrappy Mofo

A guy who takes names and kick ass, hunts down the bad guys and arrests them. He likes MMA, Star Wars, Blow jobs and Midgets. Easly ecitiable and can be mean when hungry.
Rides motorcycles and loves Seaturtle. Can be OCD about laundry and cleaning.

Did you see that hot Canadian Scrappy Mofo? I sure would like to take him home and Poke him real good.

by turtlelicious May 21, 2010

Mofolicious

Mother Fucking Delicious

Man I went to KFC and those new hotwings are MOFOLICIOUS.

by Jay Cal January 14, 2008