fart in a mitten

When somthing is bouncing off things uncontrollably, or constantly bobbing around

that boxer is bouncing around like a fart in a mitten

by debit_dave December 26, 2007

squish mitten

a vagina, pussy, or any other connotation you can think of.

Nordaby can get squish mitten any day of the week.

by Jammal Taylor April 29, 2008

Idiot Mitten

(noun) Someone who is extremely stupid and forgetful.

Refers to ancient practice of attatching two mittens to a long string and then placing each through opposite sleeves on your coat so that when you remove the mittens you do not lose them.

Wife: "Happy anniversary honey!"

Husband: "Oh, that's right, today is our anniversary"

Wife: "Idiot mitten!"

by Master N May 16, 2006

Manhood Mitten

Any thing worn over the cock and balls, usually a sock

Guy 1: this nudist colony is a great idea
Guy 2: yeah, but its frezzin' balls out here
Guy 1: Its alright, have manhood mittens for everyone!

by Ass-Jackson March 28, 2011

Clit mitten

Clit mitten is the clitorises equivalent to the labia meat curtains. Clit mitten is a extremely large clitoris that usually hangs down and covers the labia.

That bitch had a huge clit mitten, but i bet it kept her warm on a cold day.

by Shadamsssss December 29, 2011

Squishy Mitten

The act of inserting one's penis into the rectum of a female while simultaneously inserting his testicles into her vagina.

That bitch was down to do some freak shit, so we tried out the squishy mitten.

by Butternut Busting June 11, 2014

Mustard Mitten

When you and a friend (or complete stranger depending on your level of depravity) hold hands below a public bathroom stall divider while urinating simultaneously.

Oh man I just had a mustard mitten three way with Shelley and Karen. It was liberating.

by The Mustard Mitten October 18, 2019