Any drink that gets tainted with grass clippings while mowing and you continue to drink it. (Just like a mojito, replaces the mint with grass)
Wind picked up and filled Earl's Busch Light full of grass clippings but its not stopping him from drinking it. He calls that the midwest mojito.
by ajm3 June 6, 2025
Get the Midwest Mojito mug.the absolute worst place in the us, somehow managing to surpass the mid-ness of texas, this hellhole of a place is absolutely infested with homophobes, strange patriots (the ones who spend their nonexistent money on too much america merch) and trump supporters. so wear a maid dress just to piss them off. or better yet dont come here.
(source: am from the midwest)
(source: am from the midwest)
ITS CALLED THE MIDWEST BECAUSE EVERY SINGLE THING IN IT IS MID - random tiktokers being based for once
by xX_Peachy_Xx March 29, 2022
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by thedrunkriders April 4, 2024
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Anakin: “Hey Tony, did you see how I gave Susan a Midwest Harmonica last night?”
Tony: “I wish that was me”
Tony: “I wish that was me”
by Magic Cheese December 10, 2025
Get the Midwest Harmonica mug.A word that describes the highly questionable things that men do towards each other publicly (not private, if you’re doing it in private it’s not zesty that’s just homosexuality,(which is also ok too)honestly) commonly seen amongst males 17-29 located in suburban midwestern communities.
“Yo so Jacob tried to hit me with some Midwest zest last night”
“Really what’d he do this time?”
“Bro tried to French kiss me”
Other examples:
-“Good Game” Ass slaps
-Dry humping each other
-Staring into each others eyes with an immense amount of passion just before you climax… by ending the game of 2k with a buzzer beater 3.
“Really what’d he do this time?”
“Bro tried to French kiss me”
Other examples:
-“Good Game” Ass slaps
-Dry humping each other
-Staring into each others eyes with an immense amount of passion just before you climax… by ending the game of 2k with a buzzer beater 3.
by YungElderly June 16, 2023
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The weather man is saying it's 65 degrees out, but I got that Midwest Paranoia so I'm gonna wear a jacket.
by twofish22 March 30, 2015
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Chris: don't worry, I'm still midwest sober
Daniel: good, keep it that way
Chris: don't worry, I'm still midwest sober
Daniel: good, keep it that way
by TheTallestPsychonaut August 7, 2025
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