Meltatron

An absolute complete fucking idiot that's so idiotic that they have become a robot

Shut up,you fucking meltatron

by Meltatron 3000 September 19, 2017

MATTAN

Mattan;

adjective

A feeling of being sexually turned on, hungry and tired at the same time

i feel mattan

by matchyoo March 8, 2019

Mattabolism

A serious health issue that causes huge weight gain over time. It also causes chronic flatulence and shitting multiple times a day and heavy lead deposits in the ass causing very slow movement. This condition is often accompanied by a micro penis, heavy deposits of shit in the rear area of the underwear caused by pressurized air explosions passing by fecal matter inside the ass and an inability to reach the areas of the body the need to be cleaned after a bowl movement.

Long term side affects include,

High blood pressure
Heart attack
Swelling of the anal glands
Hemorrhoids
Herpes
hpv
HIV
Syphilis
Homosexuality
Unsatisfied sexual need that results in the patient making multiple attempts to force himself upon the same or opposite sex to satisfy those desires.

(Clinical research has not been able establish if this disease causes sexual frustration or sexual frustration occurs from the micro penis and strong odors of shit from the propelled fecal matter caking up on the buttock and underwear with each movement)

Chris: hey Jeff will you please watch over my family after I’m gone?

Jeff: WTF?
Chris: I was diagnosed with mattabolism. I’m gonna take a 12 gauge and blow my fucking brains out.

Jeff: o shit!!!! Yea I will buddy I understand. If you puss out I’ll do it for you. So you don’t have to suffer.

Jake: I overheard........... So can I fuck your wife after your gone?

Chris: well FUCK YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Iphistagash February 23, 2020

Meatasaurus

The Way People Call A Carnivore If Unknowing to the Scientific Phrase

Is It a Meatasaurus?

by NerdyNugget October 13, 2020

Mehtab

He is a stripper who has a small penis and big balls his best friend name starts from H and A

Hey I went to see Mehtab tmr

by I kicked your ass November 23, 2021

mattaya

Mattaya is a tall, beautiful girl with a huge heart and so much love for her family and friends, she’ll give you trust and respect but if you cross her she’ll never forget! She’s a reliable and honest person who enjoys the simple things in life especially food and travel

Person 1: Hey, do you know Mattaya?

Person 2: yeah she’s actually really cool!

by Moshi69 November 23, 2021

Meetali

the sweetest, most beautiful, purest, kindest soul on earth

She is witty.

She will not only make you laugh with her sillyness but she will also be around when the chips are down. She is the one you always count on!

i love meetali, wish every girl was like her!

look that girl just saved a dying ant . .. man she just did a meetali!

wow, girl you're pretty! you're a meetali!

you have a sunshine smile, you're a meetali!

by _ilovemits_ November 28, 2021