when you are trying really hard to remember something, like when someone said something or if its something that happened, and you can remember up to it, and past it but can't seem to remember exactly it.
"Remember last year at band camp when we hung out",
"no, im skipping memory right now i cant remember"f
"no, im skipping memory right now i cant remember"f
by perch1987654321 August 14, 2007
Get the skipping memorymug. Bob: What are you doing in the bathroom John?
John: I am cleaning my crack with extra strength industrial cleaner.
Bob: Why?
John: They where having two dollar Tuesdays on Trade Street.
Bob: Memory Douche, Ha-ha ha-ha your not loving it!!!
Gina, Pussy, Lady Bits, Crank, Penis, Cock Cleansing, Dick Dipping
John: I am cleaning my crack with extra strength industrial cleaner.
Bob: Why?
John: They where having two dollar Tuesdays on Trade Street.
Bob: Memory Douche, Ha-ha ha-ha your not loving it!!!
Gina, Pussy, Lady Bits, Crank, Penis, Cock Cleansing, Dick Dipping
by Mr. and Ms. Wankercum November 7, 2010
Get the Memory Douchemug. Similar to deja vu. A thing or experience that stirs up some vague feeling that it has happened involving you before, but is not concrete.
by ***l-dawg*** September 8, 2018
Get the Memory Vibesmug. A past memory that causes severe twitching and gagging due to how utterly awkward the memory has become in the person's mind. Those memories are most likely associated to an ex-lover who is such an ass hole their previous actions enduce the milk of the memory.
Ahh, milky memory, milky memory! *gag*
Person #1: *twitch* Ahh remember that one time Jake asked me to get down on all fours and sing "Who Let The Dogs Out?"
Person #2: Ew, you never told me that milky memory!
Person #1: *twitch* Ahh remember that one time Jake asked me to get down on all fours and sing "Who Let The Dogs Out?"
Person #2: Ew, you never told me that milky memory!
by Whythehellnot. March 2, 2010
Get the milky memorymug. When someone tries to retell a story or memory from the past but changes the details, usually to favor themselves.
Nima: Remember when I beat you in smash bros?
Mikey: No, I beat you and Navid!
Navid: No, you lost to Nima after you beat me, you got fake memories bro
Mikey: No, I beat you and Navid!
Navid: No, you lost to Nima after you beat me, you got fake memories bro
by WinstonisChink March 27, 2019
Get the Fake Memoriesmug. Making an effort to hop between fond, old memories in order to displace or squelch the vividness of one's current (likely depressing) situation. Must last for more than a minute to qualify as a swim.
by Lucent July 6, 2004
Get the memory swimmug. A memory about something you think is insignificant in the moment like having the perfect ratio of ketchup to fries, but it turns out to be something unforgettable in your life; The little memories that matter.
"I've forgotten so many things that I thought were important during my college career, but I will always remember that one time I had a perfect ketchup to fries ratio. So that's my ketchup memory"
"It hasn't hit me yet that I'm graduating, but eventually all of the Ketchup is going to spill and I'm going to cry"
"It hasn't hit me yet that I'm graduating, but eventually all of the Ketchup is going to spill and I'm going to cry"
by TheHottestMonthIsApril April 29, 2015
Get the Ketchup Memorymug.