Mayson Cooney is a girl that lives in the trees with stoner goblins in the forests of New Zealand. Mayson Cooney is proof that god exists. Mayson Cooney is beyond cool. She sits in the trees and smokes out the goblins. She got a Masters degree from Auckland University as a Marijuana Farmer. She asked for cheez its but The Goblins gave her a magical potion and instead starts to hallucinate. She can sometimes be found next to the Giant Rock dropping acid with the fairies. Her morning begins by taking a bong rip from Chads rasta bong and then when she gets the munchies she calls jesus on the phone to get a pizza delivered. Jesus shows up with a holy pizza and smokes her out with some purple kush from yucca valley.
by chad likes muscle cars June 24, 2014
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Person 2: Well I Maysel get back on the drugs and alcohol instead to make it worth my while!
Person 2: Well I Maysel get back on the drugs and alcohol instead to make it worth my while!
by foogan March 15, 2017
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Literally the best pair of people ever. It doesn’t matter how many times these friends fight, they always find their way back to each other. Pretty much sisters. Ariella lives in Florida, Ava in Texas, yet they still stay bests of friends, even if a Lucy tries to separate them, she fails. Ariella is boy crazy, Ava is failing every-class, they are both incredibly dirty minded, and known each-other since kinder garden. They both went Lakewood and were called “catladies.” Everyone thought, knew, they were the best friends in the whole school and still are to this day. One day the will shift together Ava Villarreal and Ariella Maysonet will fairy, look it up people. Make sure you find you Ava Villarreal or your Ariella maysonet, or there’s no point in living. (:
Daniel: I’m getting both Ava Villarreal and Ariella Maysonet chi alter for valentines day
Gage: you better, they come as a pair.
Ava Villarreal and Ariella Maysonet: Yep 🥱🙄😒🤚
Gage: you better, they come as a pair.
Ava Villarreal and Ariella Maysonet: Yep 🥱🙄😒🤚
by Ava Villarreal 😒 March 26, 2021
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by Mace665 June 2, 2011
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Amy: No. It’s just, she’s shit.
Amy: No. It’s just, she’s shit.
by AmyNashington June 2, 2013
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